Thomas II
Contributor
Remember when sodas were more expensive than water?
Remember when you had to wear your gym shorts to school under your pants? Remember the day you forgot?
Remember when you used to hide your winter boots (the one's with the buckles) in the neighbor's bushes so you could slide on the ice going to school? Remember the day walking home they were gone?
Remember when "That's it. I'm telling your father." meant something?
Remember when mom made you pluck chicken she decapitated because you crippled it after it attacked you when you were four. If not, whippersnapper.
Remember when Johnny Carson could joke about a toilet paper shortage and brought the country to its knees as frightened nation began wildly hoarding the stuff? There was an empty shelf in the paper aisle at the supermarket today and my first thought was 'Not again!' My second thought was, 'But, no, no one has that sort of power these days.'
Thanks everyone, for reminding me how much younger I am than most of the user base.
All of my remember-whens are tame as hell compared to this Stone Age shit.
Like, remember when it took two dozen tries to get a game cartridge to load on the NES/Sega Master System? Or remember when smoking was cool? Of course you fucking do--chances are that even your kids remember that stuff.
Remember when commercials had continuing characters? I remember wondering if those two selling the coffee were ever going to have sex... I don't find myself wondering about the insurance spokesperson's sex life. She's cute, but there's no sense of a life outside of the commercials...
I remember smashing the red paper 'cap' for cap guns with rocks on the cement. Loved the smell of those things! I cannot imaging my child outside playing with one of those things now.