ideologyhunter
Contributor
I had to check out those shoes. A couple of google clicks later and I landed on Trump Store, the official retail website of The Trump Organization. Never knew this existed. Oh sweet Jesus. It's worth a look and, honestly, the prices were lower than I expected, not much different from Kohls on a lot of things. Their catch phrase: Experience the World of Trump (thanks, dipshit, but I already had to do that, for 4 years.) A few of the items I looked at:
Blue Monster Headcover (this is one of many headcovers for golf clubs. Looks pretty stupid.)
Trump Pajama Pants
Camo-Beaded Trump Clutch (a mini-purse if you are buying gifts for a senile aunt)
Paisley Dog Leash
Sour Gummies (also what Stormy called it when...no, skip it)
No underwear or support hose on the site. No books (duh.) Lots of baseball caps. Good for a ten-minute browse.
Blue Monster Headcover (this is one of many headcovers for golf clubs. Looks pretty stupid.)
Trump Pajama Pants
Camo-Beaded Trump Clutch (a mini-purse if you are buying gifts for a senile aunt)
Paisley Dog Leash
Sour Gummies (also what Stormy called it when...no, skip it)
No underwear or support hose on the site. No books (duh.) Lots of baseball caps. Good for a ten-minute browse.