So it's still just conjecture on your part. I know you don't have the experience to understand this but most people like to help out their friends, family, and significant others without sex being a motivating factor.
This is cronyism and nepotism, respectively.
Since when is political corruption ok?
It's long been said conservatives are terrible at humor. ^^^ Another example why.
Nothing funny about those couch "jokes". I think it is more that partisans are terrible at humor. For example, the Daily Show was far funnier when it skewered both sides before it turned more partisan around the middle of the last decade.