I very nearly committed murder one night on the USS Hunley. It was the submarine tender anchored in Holy Loch, Scotland, at the time.
One of the guys in my division managed to piss off everyone else in the division just because of his personality. He'd been everywhere, done everything, and probably got a better price than you ever would. No one really liked him, but i thought we could depend on him, at the least. One night, he let us down. I got upset. So while he was on watch, from 2000 to Midnight, i rigged his rack.
Our berthing area was above a few storage areas, so i got a cargo net from a locker down below us and laid it out under his mattress. I ran the lifting ropes up through the overhead and across berthing, over pipes and air ducts and around lights, to the ladder well that went down to the previously identified storage areas.
There were some counterweights down there, too, i brought up a couple and attached them to the lines, then balanced them on the lip of the ladder.
See, my idea was that once he'd gotten into his rack, i'd tip the stack of weights over, they'd fall, the lines would pull taut, and he'd be compressed into a fetal ball in his bunk. I was done a lot sooner than i'd planned for, soi got to thinking. YOu know, in that position, his legs are going to be perfectly aligned to just push his way out of the ball. So i went and added some more weights.
Time passed, i got bored, and i started to second guess the weight required. I got more weights.
I heard his relief get up, dressed, and go out to relieve him. THen the excitement of anticipation got to me and i got more weights.
Of course, he didn't just turn over the watch. He had to talk to his relief for a while. So i gotmad at how long it took him to get down to berthing. More weights.
He came down, brushed his teeth, pissed, then stopped in the berthing lounge to talk to a guy who was sitting there. I didn't add more weights at this delay, but only because the damned locker was empty.
Now, my victim was short and he slept in the top bunk. He couldn't just easily climb in, he took a running leap and bounced his way up on a locker and two footholds then threw himself into bunky. I heard his feet on the deck, then the locker.
I waited a second, calculated that he must be in the bunk by now, so i pushed the stacks of weights over the side.
The weights just disappeared. Gone, just fucking gone. Then this big ass ball of mattress shot past me and disappeared. The weights had yanked the entire bunk up and out, through thepipes and ventilation ducts in the overhead and straight down the ladderwell to Hell.
Oh my god, i thought. I killed him. I was looking down to see where the body had come to rest when i heard his texan accent: What....the....HELL? Oh, good! He's alive. I went to bed.
Seems that he had a psychic vision. He couldn't explain it later, but SOMETHING convinced him to pause, standing there in his underwear, one foot on a locker, one on a little bar welded to the bunk below him. He told everyone for months how he'd paused, then the Hand of God snatched his mattress up and away. "Took everything but my laundry bag! Gone, just fucking gone, man!"
To this day, i don't think he's figured out what happened.
A month later, someone from Supply showed up in our lounge with this nasty, torn mattress, shredded sheets and blanket, tattered pillow.... "Anyone know where this came from?"
"Golly, no," I said. "Looks like someone's initiation went wrong."
"Ah, that must be it. Chief's initiation," Everyone agreed.