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When i was enlisted, we remembered the order of three power supplies, MAPS, Flight control, and Guidance power by saying, "Mother-Fucking Guidance."
Once i became a contractor, i had to tell sailors in my training that the mnemonic was "Mom's Fixing Guidance."
It's not that hard to come up with an alternative that won't gat you in trouble if the boss finds out....
But...
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I think i'd have gone with "fornication?"

Fondling?
Fondness, maybe?
French-kissing?
 
And in the spirit of X-mas Adam, how about a nice cold one?

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkuAsuKQTGk[/YOUTUBE]

Here, have another:

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8WBStu4STY[/YOUTUBE]
 
Somewhere on the interwebs: "For people who hate talking, introverts sure don't shut tf up about how they hate people."
 
I have an entry in the thread to poke fun at Dznger Yam in verse:

Keith&Co. said:
Who hides in a bunker down under his House?
FUCK FACE CLOWN STICK!
All full of bluster but scared as a mouse?
FUCK FACE CLOWN STICK!!
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Read it to my wife.
She laughed.
Then, "Wait, that's not a Limerick!"
Me, "No one said it was."
Her, "Yes, you did."
Tallest son, "You certainly did."
Youngest son, "Quote, 'Wanna hear a cute Limerick I came up with on The Forum i hang out at?' end of quote."
I stare.
They stare.
I point at Youngest. "Okay, but i didn't use the Groucho Marx voice."
Her, "Yes, you did."
Tallest, "You certainly did."
Youngest, "I said, QUOTE!!"
 
Just realized that all the rebel forces had to do was build another Millennium Falcon and they could have defeated the Empire in a week.
 
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