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Things that make you laugh...

My wife cracked herself up today.

We were talking about how tomorrow I get my new car and that I'd be fiddling with the settings and buttons.

She said "It's a good thing we don't have a pet named buttons".

Then then she couldn't stop laughing for around 5 minutes.

I swear she is quite sane. Did I miss something?
 
crazyfingers said:
My wife cracked herself up today.

We were talking about how tomorrow I get my new car and that I'd be fiddling with the settings and buttons.

She said "It's a good thing we don't have a pet named buttons".

Then then she couldn't stop laughing for around 5 minutes.

I swear she is quite sane. Did I miss something?
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crazyfingers said:
My wife cracked herself up today.

We were talking about how tomorrow I get my new car and that I'd be fiddling with the settings and buttons.

She said "It's a good thing we don't have a pet named buttons".

Then then she couldn't stop laughing for around 5 minutes.

I swear she is quite sane. Did I miss something?
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Sometimes you just say something and crack yourself up. Happens to me from time to time. Just this past Friday evening, I was downstairs in the shop thinking about the projects I had going on and what next steps I’d be taking in the coming week. It’s a ritual of mine.
But I had just bought some new string for one of my projects and to avoid it from ever getting tangled, I put it in a bottle.
So I’m looking at this thing and thought:
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“You’ve heard of ship in a bottle. Well this is string in a bottle. Bet you’re wondering how I got it in there, huh?”
And I couldn’t stop laughing at that last line.
 
TV and credit cards said:
crazyfingers said:
My wife cracked herself up today.

We were talking about how tomorrow I get my new car and that I'd be fiddling with the settings and buttons.

She said "It's a good thing we don't have a pet named buttons".

Then then she couldn't stop laughing for around 5 minutes.

I swear she is quite sane. Did I miss something?
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Sometimes you just say something and crack yourself up. Happens to me from time to time. Just this past Friday evening, I was downstairs in the shop thinking about the projects I had going on and what next steps I’d be taking in the coming week. It’s a ritual of mine.
But I had just bought some new string for one of my projects and to avoid it from ever getting tangled, I put it in a bottle.
So I’m looking at this thing and thought:
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“You’ve heard of ship in a bottle. Well this is string in a bottle. Bet you’re wondering how I got it in there, huh?”
And I couldn’t stop laughing at that last line.
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Looks like something you’d buy from the Acme Dynamite Company.
 
TV and credit cards said:
crazyfingers said:
My wife cracked herself up today.

We were talking about how tomorrow I get my new car and that I'd be fiddling with the settings and buttons.

She said "It's a good thing we don't have a pet named buttons".

Then then she couldn't stop laughing for around 5 minutes.

I swear she is quite sane. Did I miss something?
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Sometimes you just say something and crack yourself up. Happens to me from time to time. Just this past Friday evening, I was downstairs in the shop thinking about the projects I had going on and what next steps I’d be taking in the coming week. It’s a ritual of mine.
But I had just bought some new string for one of my projects and to avoid it from ever getting tangled, I put it in a bottle.
So I’m looking at this thing and thought:
View attachment 44529
“You’ve heard of ship in a bottle. Well this is string in a bottle. Bet you’re wondering how I got it in there, huh?”
And I couldn’t stop laughing at that last line.
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My first thought was to start singing that old Jim Croce classic, "If I could save string in a bottle..."

That's a cool idea. I have string problems as well. I may borrow this idea, once I figure out how you managed get that string to wrap around the cardboard tube after pushing it through that little hole in top. :unsure:
 
thebeave said:
TV and credit cards said:
crazyfingers said:
My wife cracked herself up today.

We were talking about how tomorrow I get my new car and that I'd be fiddling with the settings and buttons.

She said "It's a good thing we don't have a pet named buttons".

Then then she couldn't stop laughing for around 5 minutes.

I swear she is quite sane. Did I miss something?
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Sometimes you just say something and crack yourself up. Happens to me from time to time. Just this past Friday evening, I was downstairs in the shop thinking about the projects I had going on and what next steps I’d be taking in the coming week. It’s a ritual of mine.
But I had just bought some new string for one of my projects and to avoid it from ever getting tangled, I put it in a bottle.
So I’m looking at this thing and thought:
View attachment 44529
“You’ve heard of ship in a bottle. Well this is string in a bottle. Bet you’re wondering how I got it in there, huh?”
And I couldn’t stop laughing at that last line.
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My first thought was to start singing that old Jim Croce classic, "If I could save string in a bottle..."

That's a cool idea. I have string problems as well. I may borrow this idea, once I figure out how you managed get that string to wrap around the cardboard tube after pushing it through that little hole in top. :unsure:
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I'm sure that duct-tape is on there just for decoration.
 
Passed by a quickie oil change place today. Their sign read "Why don't you try our new pumpkin spice oil change?"

:hysterical:
 
crazyfingers said:
ZiprHead said:
My wife just told me that nobody told her that when you get a husband the ears are optional.
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My wife talks to herself all the time so I never can know if I'm supposed to be listening or not.
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You know those times when the talking stops and the yelling begins? 10 seconds before that was when you should be listening.

Don't ask me how I know I just know, ok?.
 
Danica Roem posted some pictures of her cats then came back later to $1,100 in donations to her campaign in response to the cat pics. I think you're on to something, Danica. (Not that she needs magical cat assistance. Virginia absolutely loves her.)
 
crazyfingers said:
ZiprHead said:
My wife just told me that nobody told her that when you get a husband the ears are optional.
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My wife talks to herself all the time so I never can know if I'm supposed to be listening or not.
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I had a problem like this with a coworker years ago. Before everyone got their own computer on their desk, you had to go to the "Mac Farm" to do your emails, memos, etc. Often, there was a lady there who would talk out loud saying things like, "I wonder how you do..." or "Why is this machine doing this...". Initially, I thought she was talking to me, and I would try to help her out (you know, mansplain ;)), and she would say, "Oh, I'm just thinking out loud...sorry". So, I learned to ignore her. Once in a while, she would say the same thing, but was actually asking me for assistance. I could never distinguish the nuance between her "I'm thinking out loud" and "will you help me out" rhetoric. I finally solved the problem by just walking past the Mac Farm if I saw she was working there... :)
 
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