Things that make you laugh...

[ZiprHead]

 

[Elixir]

 

[bilby]

I still get Seek email alerts from when I was looking for a new job. Generally I just delete them; I like the job I have.

However, I just found out from one such email that a local warehouse is offering between $30 and $3140 per hour for forklift drivers.

My forklift license is still current, and for $3000+ an hour, I think I would be prepared to switch jobs.

In fact, I would be magnanimous, and accept a middle of the range wage, say $1570 per hour, if doing so would secure the role.

@gmbteach seems to think that this is just a case of somebody missing the decimal point; But I know there's a serious skills shortage right now, so I think it is probably legit.

 

[bilby]

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[Elixir]

 

[southernhybrid]

I helped two older women who were in electric wheelchairs with their groceries when we were in Krogers. In return, I got 4 Bless your hearts and one God bless you. I was giggling all the way to the car, wondering what I could do with all those Brownie points.
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[Elixir]

You can give the bless your hearts to some of your local trumpsuckers. Don’t know what you can do with the god bless you.

 

[bilby]

You can give the bless your hearts to some of your local trumpsuckers. Don’t know what you can do with the god bless you.

Maybe trade it in for a gesundheit, in case someone sneezes.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

This is post 4629

(Two monkeys driving their puppy around)

 

[Arctish]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Arctish]

 

[Elixir]

George Santos to Spend More Time with Imaginary Family​

- Andy Borowitz

 

[Spacetime Inhabitant]

Again a SpaceX rocket explodes, and Musk calls it a success, and a woman spokesperson or commentator calls it a "rapid unscheduled disassembly", which was mentioned in an older post about a previous launch also, so they love that line.

 

[ZiprHead]

"rapid unscheduled disassembly",

Is that SpaceX or Twitter?

 

[TV and credit cards]

Again a SpaceX rocket explodes, and Musk calls it a success, and a woman spokesperson or commentator calls it a "rapid unscheduled disassembly", which was mentioned in an older post about a previous launch also, so they love that line.

Sorry, doubters: Starship actually had a remarkably successful flight

On just its second flight, Starship now is arguably as successful as NASA's SLS rocket.

arstechnica.com

Rated OA for objective audiences only. Some material may be too intense for Musk haters.

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Arctish]

https://www.google.com/search?q=jap...ate=ive&vld=cid:47a1a9b3,vid:aDJCVL5udmQ,st:0