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And then I was thrown out of art class.
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And then I was thrown out of art class.
Thomas II
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Elixir
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Oh jeez Loren, don’t we have bigger things to worry about? So animals steal our clothes.
In Australia, they kill you.
Wiploc
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When I bought my custom insoles, I was told to keep them in my tent if I went camping. One customer reported having his shoes stolen by a coyote. He followed the tracks until he found a shoe, with the insole missing, and then again until he found the other shoe, also with the insole missing.
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That's absurd. None of my clothes have ever even tried to kill me.
Elixir
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You’re one of the lucky ones.
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My clothes have never tried to kill me but have told me I'm fat numerous times.
thebeave
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Not sure if this is a thing that makes me want to laugh or cry, but speaking of clothes...
This morning I was running a little late so I rushed to get dressed and out the door. Put on the work pants I wore yesterday. Went to Home Depot and got some stuff. Drove to my destination. Was getting out of my truck when I noticed something falling out of the left leg of my pants. I pulled it out. It said Hanes on it. It was yesterday's underwear, that apparently never made it fully out of pants when I got undressed the night before. It made me wonder. Is this what my life is going to be like going forward as a senior? I was able to convince myself not to get too stressed about it, as it could have been worse. It could have fallen out when I was walking around Home Depot and some cute girl behind me could have picked them up and said, "Are these yours?"
This morning I was running a little late so I rushed to get dressed and out the door. Put on the work pants I wore yesterday. Went to Home Depot and got some stuff. Drove to my destination. Was getting out of my truck when I noticed something falling out of the left leg of my pants. I pulled it out. It said Hanes on it. It was yesterday's underwear, that apparently never made it fully out of pants when I got undressed the night before. It made me wonder. Is this what my life is going to be like going forward as a senior? I was able to convince myself not to get too stressed about it, as it could have been worse. It could have fallen out when I was walking around Home Depot and some cute girl behind me could have picked them up and said, "Are these yours?"
Thomas II
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Clearly you've never worn skinny pants.
Elixir
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No. That’s just you. Take it from a senior.
Thomas II
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Thomas II
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Shadowy Man
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Don't worry... the odds that a cute girl would pick up the underwear that just fell out of an old man's pants is virtually nil.Not sure if this is a thing that makes me want to laugh or cry, but speaking of clothes...
This morning I was running a little late so I rushed to get dressed and out the door. Put on the work pants I wore yesterday. Went to Home Depot and got some stuff. Drove to my destination. Was getting out of my truck when I noticed something falling out of the left leg of my pants. I pulled it out. It said Hanes on it. It was yesterday's underwear, that apparently never made it fully out of pants when I got undressed the night before. It made me wonder. Is this what my life is going to be like going forward as a senior? I was able to convince myself not to get too stressed about it, as it could have been worse. It could have fallen out when I was walking around Home Depot and some cute girl behind me could have picked them up and said, "Are these yours?"
TV and credit cards
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Cute girls? I must be going to the wrong Home Depot.
hurtinbuckaroo
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thebeave
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You didn't know about this?
I've had quite a few women hit on me in Home Depot before, actually. It is a thing.
Elixir
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So... you go there in your spare time, and just stand around pretending to be interested in ... stuff?
Sounds , uh, relaxing.