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I’m a single guy. Divorce was finalized last July. I won’t go into many details but she did purger herself on the stand, then confessed to it to the judge (she denied that she spray painted my car, when I had security video). The judge ruled in my favor on all counts and she still owes me over $80K.
About 6 months ago a friend suggested that I get an Alexa (help manage lights, music, etc) so I sourced an Alexa Dot off eBay. When I went to start it, the app reminded me I already had one of these: ‘Dave’s Dot’, which the ex kept. So once I had Dave’s Dot 2 registered the first thing I told it to do was play Evil Woman every morning at 8:00 AM volume 10 on Dave’s Dot (1).
About 6 months ago a friend suggested that I get an Alexa (help manage lights, music, etc) so I sourced an Alexa Dot off eBay. When I went to start it, the app reminded me I already had one of these: ‘Dave’s Dot’, which the ex kept. So once I had Dave’s Dot 2 registered the first thing I told it to do was play Evil Woman every morning at 8:00 AM volume 10 on Dave’s Dot (1).
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