Things that make you laugh...

[Spacetime Inhabitant]

Despite being called God the Father, it was God the Holy Spirit that did the adulterous deed of being father to Jesus. So Jesus had two fathers. But it gets worse. Most branches of Christianity claim that Jesus is also God, so he was his own father! So he has three fathers, one of which is himself. Of course, this is all claims made up decades and centuries after the time of Jesus, because Greek philosophers had to complicate a simple story. In the actual Bible, Jesus is simply a man, and though it has claims of unusual origins, this was par for the course for ancient heroes.

 

[Elixir]

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So I’m out visiting a dark sky area for some astrophotography with a friend who’s kinda fundy (but nice). This is in a tourist shop. I showed it to him. He winced then laughed.

How?

Immaculate conception, Joseph isn't Jesus' biological father.

And did God really act as a parental figure?

Joe might have been shut out Apparently his other Dad had visiting rights.
So yeah. Jesus was a Momma’s boy anyhow. Even hung around with women who had his mom’s first name.

 

[Arctish]

 

[DBT]

Changing tyres 101.

 

[DBT]

Balance is the key.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

He went thataway!

 

[thebeave]

He went thataway!

I'm surprised that as a married man, that is the first caption that you would think of.

 

[WAB]

He went thataway!

I'm surprised that as a married man, that is the first caption that you would think of.

Really! First thing I thought of was:

"Now get that pyramid of empty beer cans out of the den!!"

 

[thebeave]

He went thataway!

I'm surprised that as a married man, that is the first caption that you would think of.

Really! First thing I thought of was:

"Now get that pyramid of empty beer cans out of the den!!"

I was thinking more along the lines of, "That nest you built is falling apart. One of the eggs fell out and broke. Can't you do anything right?! Go find some new sticks!"

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

That’s my wife’s spirit animal.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Thomas II]

He went thataway!

He went thataway!

He went thataway!

Wait, what way?

He went thataway!

Wait, what way?

Thataway!!!

 

[Arctish]

 

[Loren Pechtel]

I'm having no luck figuring out where that is, and thus the scale, but I suspect that heat would kill a lot more than McKinney.

 

[bilby]

I'm having no luck figuring out where that is, and thus the scale, but I suspect that heat would kill a lot more than McKinney.

Just North of Dallas, Texas.


That's roughly the area depicted on the part of the map he's not standing in front of, with McKinney in the NW and Palestine in the SE.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

I'm having no luck figuring out where that is, and thus the scale, but I suspect that heat would kill a lot more than McKinney.

Just North of Dallas, Texas.

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That's roughly the area depicted on the part of the map he's not standing in front of, with McKinney in the NW and Palestine in the SE.

So Dallas is also gone. Been there once, felt it was a candidate for urban renewal h-bomb style. Did Iran nuke McKinney?

 

[TV and credit cards]

 

[Elixir]

So, other than flushing a toilet, what’s it good for?

 

[gmbteach]

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So, other than flushing a toilet, what’s it good for?

Watering the yard.