Things that make you laugh...

[Elixir]

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Did you read the British sequel? Fascinating!

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[gmbteach]

Priorities

 

[TV and credit cards]

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Raqefet Cave

Remains in one of the chambers of the cave suggest the production of beer during the occupation of the cave. The earliest archaeological evidence of fermentation consists of 13,000-year-old residues of a beer with the consistency of gruel, used by the semi-nomadic Natufians for ritual feasting, at the Raqefet Cave.

Earlier levels at Raqefet include remains from the Levantine Aurignacian. Earlier Mousterian remains were also found at Site 187.

In 2020, incised slabs were discovered at Raqefet Cave, with a human figure most likely shown as dancing.

Damn right he was dancing.

 

[jonatha]

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Why did Australia abandon the home country custom of serving beer at room temperature?

 

[Elixir]

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Why did Australia abandon the home country custom of serving beer at room temperature?

Because on average, Australia’s climates are NOT clammy, wet, and freezing cold, with air you could serve on a plate.
I’m surprised the Brits don’t drink it hot.

 

[bilby]

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Why did Australia abandon the home country custom of serving beer at room temperature?

The poms serve beer at cellar temperature. It's as cold as you can get without refrigeration (which wasn't available in the middle ages - Nobody bought fridges back then, because there was nowhere to plug them in).

In Australia, even our cellars are hot.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[gmbteach]

Is he looking for 40 thieves too?

 

[Elixir]

No, really I don’t think it could.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

No, really I don’t think it could.

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If that happened in a small town in the southern USA, they’d probably start burning witches.

 

[Elixir]

For our Aussies -

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[bilby]

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They used this joke in the 1955 movie The Colditz Story, and it wasn't new then...

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Yeah, and it will remain funny as long as there are people who are a waste of space.

 

[SLD]

So I’m out visiting a dark sky area for some astrophotography with a friend who’s kinda fundy (but nice). This is in a tourist shop. I showed it to him. He winced then laughed.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

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So I’m out visiting a dark sky area for some astrophotography with a friend who’s kinda fundy (but nice). This is in a tourist shop. I showed it to him. He winced then laughed.

How?

Immaculate conception, Joseph isn't Jesus' biological father.

And did God really act as a parental figure?

 

[bilby]

Joseph isn't Jesus' biological father.

I am pretty sure that nobody has two biological fathers. And biology is the least of the qualifications for fatherhood.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

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So I’m out visiting a dark sky area for some astrophotography with a friend who’s kinda fundy (but nice). This is in a tourist shop. I showed it to him. He winced then laughed.

How?

Immaculate conception, Joseph isn't Jesus' biological father.

And did God really act as a parental figure?

As I understand it, god threw his weight around a fair bit during the latter portion of Jesus' life.

Probably not much of a hands-on parent when he was young.