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English is stupid.
Why is my pole lopper completely unable to lop poles?
Why is my pole lopper completely unable to lop poles?
thebeave
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Don't give up your day job just yet.
thebeave
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Or in yet another alternative timeline, the second picture is what we get when that selfish bitch Rose scoots to the side and shares the floating door with Jack so he can go on to make a good life for himself.
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What did the Poles ever do to you?
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My cat pissed on a shopping bag that happened to be near my jigsaw puzzle board. Guess where both puzzle and board are headed!
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Cool. I always wanted to own a big property.
What they're not telling you is that it's those shit solar systems with zero kerb appeal and are nowhere fucking near any shops or schools that are going for $5 a month.
I guess that's also why they're targeting Queenslanders in the ad.
Elixir
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Still, $5/mo and you get all the planets and comets and everything?What they're not telling you is that it's those shit solar systems with zero kerb appeal and are nowhere fucking near any shops or schools that are going for $5 a month.
I guess that's also why they're targeting Queenslanders in the ad.
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Check the small print. If they're not including the Oort Cloud, it's a rip-off.Still, $5/mo and you get all the planets and comets and everything?What they're not telling you is that it's those shit solar systems with zero kerb appeal and are nowhere fucking near any shops or schools that are going for $5 a month.
I guess that's also why they're targeting Queenslanders in the ad.
Everything out to the heliopause, or no deal.
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Considering how many NSWman moved here to escape Covid…. They haven’t done a bad job advertising.What they're not telling you is that it's those shit solar systems with zero kerb appeal and are nowhere fucking near any shops or schools that are going for $5 a month.
I guess that's also why they're targeting Queenslanders in the ad.
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And are they throwing in Pluto this week or not?Check the small print. If they're not including the Oort Cloud, it's a rip-off.Still, $5/mo and you get all the planets and comets and everything?What they're not telling you is that it's those shit solar systems with zero kerb appeal and are nowhere fucking near any shops or schools that are going for $5 a month.
I guess that's also why they're targeting Queenslanders in the ad.
Everything out to the heliopause, or no deal.
spikepipsqueak
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You get Pluto, you just don't get bragging rights for it.
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The funny things I've heard recently.
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Is there data stuff behind this idea?
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I'm not menacing words when I say...
And mansplaining abounds.
Her: It's a customer service-
Him, interrupting: Call center.
Her, with grace: Call center, thank you.
Her, continuing her thought: ... customer service agency...
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Is there data stuff behind this idea?
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I'm not menacing words when I say...
And mansplaining abounds.
Her: It's a customer service-
Him, interrupting: Call center.
Her, with grace: Call center, thank you.
Her, continuing her thought: ... customer service agency...
unapologetic
50+ years without a god
Why is this guy sleeping with a husky doll in the first place. That's just weird.
