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Which movie did you watch today and how would you rate it?

The Heart of the Sea

Great looking, but all the whale killing really worked to drop the sympathy level for the characters. I understand that you're supposed to view it for what it is (the true story of the Essex upon which Moby Dick was based), but ugh. All I could think of was Tommy Chong shouting, "Save the whales man!"

I give it a 5/10, but if I viewed it as a mature adult, it'd be like 7/10

I know, right?

When Pete Jackson remade King Kong all I could think of was "This is a movie of how they tortured a poor animal to death".
 
I think maybe that's what you were supposed to be thinking? Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that the story of King Kong is aimed at your heart. You're supposed to sympathize with him, and realize he got a raw deal?

While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?
 
I think maybe that's what you were supposed to be thinking? Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that the story of King Kong is aimed at your heart. You're supposed to sympathize with him, and realize he got a raw deal?

While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?
C-SPAN?
 
C-Span....C Span...

Let's see, I think I remember, yeah! Yeah, that was the one with Karen Black where she didn't wear a bra, right? And, lemme see, who was the main male lead...the guy with the big eyes from Young Frankenstein, right? Yeah, I think I remember that one...and Johnny Depp before he started wearing make-up...it's coming back to me now! That was a cool flick, but not very scary, except for Karen Black...

:joy:
 
I think maybe that's what you were supposed to be thinking? Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that the story of King Kong is aimed at your heart. You're supposed to sympathize with him, and realize he got a raw deal?

While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?

"Modern" how? "Recently made" modern or modern as in the horror happens in contemporary times?
 
Getting hit in the nuts by, say, a little kid throwing a wayward ball can be amusing, yes. That's not DV though. Not sure I've heard of men playing jokes where they know their friends' nuts are going to get bashed. Given that virtually all men know how painful that can be, I doubt its a common thing to do. Having your dick cut off and tossed away like a piece of garbage is at quite another level.

I did a simple "guys hitting friends in the nuts" search on Youtube and got a LOT of videos.

When I was growing up, the Korean FOBs introduced us to the wonderfully hilarious game of 'slap your friends in the balls when they don't expect it.'

Of course, you don't do it full force.
 
While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?

I think movies that are actually scary aren't made anymore. Everything's been done. Horror movies that are worth watching nowadays seem to use horror as a vehicle for social commentary. The Babadook, It Follows, aaaaaaand... I'm sure there's some more, but none leap to mind. To me at least, a movie like Requiem for a Dream is far more horrifying than any of the torture or splatter porn that come out in recent years.
 
I did a simple "guys hitting friends in the nuts" search on Youtube and got a LOT of videos.

When I was growing up, the Korean FOBs introduced us to the wonderfully hilarious game of 'slap your friends in the balls when they don't expect it.'

Of course, you don't do it full force.

Ugh. I still have a hard time believing any guy would hit another in the nuts. When I was about 21, I rode my friend's dirtbike over a ramp a little too fast and landed with my nuts slamming on the gas tank. I laid the bike down gently and spent the next 20 minutes in the fetal position puking my guts out. Still wasn't recovered fully after two days. Worst.pain.ever.
 
I think maybe that's what you were supposed to be thinking? Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that the story of King Kong is aimed at your heart. You're supposed to sympathize with him, and realize he got a raw deal?

While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?

"Modern" how? "Recently made" modern or modern as in the horror happens in contemporary times?

As in recently made. I've watched so many horror movies, and some of them have great moments. I'm thinking The Rite, with Anthony Hopkins - and another was Mirrors.

There have been many really good films in the horror genre, but they just haven't really scared me. Maybe I've watched too many and I'm jaded... ?
 
While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?

I think movies that are actually scary aren't made anymore. Everything's been done. Horror movies that are worth watching nowadays seem to use horror as a vehicle for social commentary. The Babadook, It Follows, aaaaaaand... I'm sure there's some more, but none leap to mind. To me at least, a movie like Requiem for a Dream is far more horrifying than any of the torture or splatter porn that come out in recent years.

I think I saw the Babadook. If I remember correctly, yeah, that was pretty good. There was another in the same vein, VERY creepy. My memory is shot. I remember a family being murdered, a young girl, a swing-set. It was hair-raising, but not terrifying the way The Exorcist was, IMO.

I know, some peeps think the Exorcist is funny. I am not one of those.
 
I watched "Superman Returns" again. The movie that tried to pick up where the Christopher Reeve series left off...complete with the same theme music, some artistic callbacks to the 1979 film, and even the ghost of Brando delivering lines.

It failed on so many levels.

For starters, let's talk about Brandon Routh. He sure looked the part. Fit the suit. Was sincere and clearly tried to capture the earnestness of Superman, but he missed the fairly high bar set by Reeve.

For anyone who doubts Reeve as an actor, there was this scene in his first Superman movie where he went from the bumbling Clark affectation, to the real Clark, to Superman, and back down to bumbling Clark in about 30 seconds.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c[/YOUTUBE]

Watch that again. Watch his physical transformation. I'm sure Brandon Routh is a nice guy, but he could never pull that off. He didn't. His Clark was basically Superman without the glasses.


Then there was Kate Bosworth as Lois Lane. Again, back to the 1979 movie. Margot Kidder isn't a great actress to put it mildly, but she had a charisma and screen presence that Bosworth utterly lacks.

On the plus side Kevin Spacey was a great Lex Luthor, and Parker Posey checked off all the boxes as his skeptical partner in crime. Frank Langella was a great choice as well, but those good casting decisions were not enough to outweigh the bad ones and the fact that the movie was like seven hours long.

Okay maybe not quite, but it was a very overextended film. I wanted to like it. I really did. But it is a 4/10 at best.
 
Just saw Ghost in the Shell.

If you're not familiar with the source material, it's a good-looking action movie with a few big ideas.

If you're familiar with the source material, they tore the soul out of the story, stomped it into the ground, and pooped on it.

Your experience will vary.
 
I watched "Superman Returns" again. The movie that tried to pick up where the Christopher Reeve series left off..

For anyone who doubts Reeve as an actor, there was this scene in his first Superman movie where he went from the bumbling Clark affectation, to the real Clark, to Superman, and back down to bumbling Clark in about 30 seconds.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIaF0QKtY0c[/YOUTUBE]

Watch that again. Watch his physical transformation. I'm sure Brandon Routh is a nice guy, but he could never pull that off. He didn't. His Clark was basically Superman without the glasses.

Christopher Reeve was a great actor. He even becomes TALLER for a couple of seconds in this clip. He was brilliant.
 
While I'm here, can anyone recommend a modern horror flick that's actually scary?

I think movies that are actually scary aren't made anymore. Everything's been done. Horror movies that are worth watching nowadays seem to use horror as a vehicle for social commentary. The Babadook, It Follows, aaaaaaand... I'm sure there's some more, but none leap to mind. To me at least, a movie like Requiem for a Dream is far more horrifying than any of the torture or splatter porn that come out in recent years.

I'll have to see Requiem for a Dream. I looked at the Wikipedia article and just at first glance I can see I would relate to it, being a person well acquainted with drug addiction and alcohol abuse. Well acquainted meaning: these problems are ongoing. Occasionally reined in and under control, but always rearing their ugly heads.

What really scares me, besides something like the unseen evil and ruthless power as depicted in The Exorcist - is anything that makes me conscious of my primary, lifelong fear: claustrophobia.

Hence, the scariest films for me (many of which which I didn't mention because I find them hard to even talk about) are ones that deal with premature burial.

The Screaming Woman was a made-for-TV film about a woman who was prematurely buried. The man who buried her thought she was dead, but she wasn't. She's in a shallow grave, only barely covered with earth. I don't recall the plot very much, or main details, only a harrowing scene where a man is walking his dog and the dog is alerted to the sounds of the woman moaning under the ground. The owner thinks the dog is just being a dog, until he hears the moaning voice himself. He alerts the police, and the woman is rescued. I have that scene permanently engraved in my brain, where she's dug up and pulled out of the ground, barely alive.

Another classic is The Premature Burial, 1962, based of course on the Poe story. I have major trouble seeing this film, and haven't watched it since I was a lad.

Then there's The Serpent and the Rainbow, 1988. I watched that film twice, since it's not nearly as scary as The Premature Burial, but I'd still have trouble if I watched it again. Which I won't!

Some of the most frightening scenes in Dante's Inferno (the poem, not film versions or the game) deal with extreme claustrophobic situations.

I have a recurring nightmare wherein I'm in some future or alien world, and I'm about to be placed in a tiny compartment for a long voyage across space. I'm either a slave, or used for food (my extensive reading on the unconscionable atrocities of the slave trade has no doubt been a catalyst for this nightmare).

In my dream, I'm promised (vaguely) that I'll be unconscious - in some sort of sci-fi deep sleep - but in my mind I KNOW that I will wake up during the journey, and die horribly, in total blind panic.

Naturally, this is a common phobia. Seminal films have been influential in my particular case, especially Planet of the Apes - which has the female passenger die during transit, and that shocking scene where the men discover her; also Alien, and several others.

There have been quite a few newer films that deal with this claustrophobic element very effectively. One is Eden Log, another is Pandorum with Dennis Quaid. I highly recommend Eden Log. It's a fascinating film.

The Descent, a film about a group of female spelunkers is also terrifying, at certain moments. I have to be mind-altered or thick with a few shots of Rumple Minze to be able to watch that film. There was a sequel, but I don't remember if I liked it.
 
Rogue One
8/10


1000% better than Star Wars VII was.

THIS is what Star Wars should look like. Grimy people, planets people live on that aren't all deserts (though I find it amusing the desert looking places have a heavier population than a planet that looks like it would have rich soil for good farming), rebels who are desperate and not all noble. Great little references to the original trilogy if you're a Star Wars geek like me (was that Biggs Darklighter?!?!) and familiar places and faces (real and not).

Some scenes are just jaw-dropping on the big screen (one scene though was obviously a model. And not in a good way).

The story is dark, don't expect bright heroic music, the droid plays like a less depressed version of Marvin the robot. I guess he was supposed to be the comic relief but honestly there is little in this movie that is light or that grabs you as a fun, adventure flick. It's basically a guerrilla war movie as you would expect a movie about a desperate mission to be.

But as someone else said, while the story stays with you, we as the audience did not know enough or identify enough with the main characters to feel like we know them so when they suffered, we didn't feel it much.

But defiintely worth a look.
 
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Sausage Party: Thought it was a Frat movie (soft porn) but turns out it is a cartoon. Not for children. Fucking genius. 9/10
 
I think movies that are actually scary aren't made anymore. Everything's been done. Horror movies that are worth watching nowadays seem to use horror as a vehicle for social commentary. The Babadook, It Follows, aaaaaaand... I'm sure there's some more, but none leap to mind. To me at least, a movie like Requiem for a Dream is far more horrifying than any of the torture or splatter porn that come out in recent years.

I'll have to see Requiem for a Dream. I looked at the Wikipedia article and just at first glance I can see I would relate to it, being a person well acquainted with drug addiction and alcohol abuse. Well acquainted meaning: these problems are ongoing. Occasionally reined in and under control, but always rearing their ugly heads.

What really scares me, besides something like the unseen evil and ruthless power as depicted in The Exorcist - is anything that makes me conscious of my primary, lifelong fear: claustrophobia.

Hence, the scariest films for me (many of which which I didn't mention because I find them hard to even talk about) are ones that deal with premature burial.

The Screaming Woman was a made-for-TV film about a woman who was prematurely buried. The man who buried her thought she was dead, but she wasn't. She's in a shallow grave, only barely covered with earth. I don't recall the plot very much, or main details, only a harrowing scene where a man is walking his dog and the dog is alerted to the sounds of the woman moaning under the ground. The owner thinks the dog is just being a dog, until he hears the moaning voice himself. He alerts the police, and the woman is rescued. I have that scene permanently engraved in my brain, where she's dug up and pulled out of the ground, barely alive.

Another classic is The Premature Burial, 1962, based of course on the Poe story. I have major trouble seeing this film, and haven't watched it since I was a lad.

Then there's The Serpent and the Rainbow, 1988. I watched that film twice, since it's not nearly as scary as The Premature Burial, but I'd still have trouble if I watched it again. Which I won't!

Some of the most frightening scenes in Dante's Inferno (the poem, not film versions or the game) deal with extreme claustrophobic situations.

I have a recurring nightmare wherein I'm in some future or alien world, and I'm about to be placed in a tiny compartment for a long voyage across space. I'm either a slave, or used for food (my extensive reading on the unconscionable atrocities of the slave trade has no doubt been a catalyst for this nightmare).

In my dream, I'm promised (vaguely) that I'll be unconscious - in some sort of sci-fi deep sleep - but in my mind I KNOW that I will wake up during the journey, and die horribly, in total blind panic.

Naturally, this is a common phobia. Seminal films have been influential in my particular case, especially Planet of the Apes - which has the female passenger die during transit, and that shocking scene where the men discover her; also Alien, and several others.

There have been quite a few newer films that deal with this claustrophobic element very effectively. One is Eden Log, another is Pandorum with Dennis Quaid. I highly recommend Eden Log. It's a fascinating film.

The Descent, a film about a group of female spelunkers is also terrifying, at certain moments. I have to be mind-altered or thick with a few shots of Rumple Minze to be able to watch that film. There was a sequel, but I don't remember if I liked it.

I was gonna say "The Descent" once you started talking about claustrophobia... Yeah, it wasn't the monsters in that movie that was scary, but the idea of being trapped in those tiny, crushing spaces. Ugh.

So maybe good horror now plays on our psychological fears than rather than the classic supernatural. Because when one generally doesn't believe in the supernatural, it doesn't hold a lot of fear. For example, I first saw The Exorcist when I was 14. It scared the living shit out of me because I was a believer back then. It's still a great movie, but the power of the supernatural element doesn't exist anymore.
 
I was gonna say "The Descent" once you started talking about claustrophobia... Yeah, it wasn't the monsters in that movie that was scary, but the idea of being trapped in those tiny, crushing spaces. Ugh.

My wife watched The Descent... once. Still gives her the willies.

BTW, welcome to the board, Opoponax. :wave2:
 
Dark Star 6/10 (7/10 for John Carpenter fans)

This was John Carpenter's first feature length film, released in 1974, it basically had no budget, and it shows. The plot is rather ridiculous, viewed from today's standards, but may have been a bit more palatable in the mid-70's. The Dark Star is a scout/survey ship, tasked with finding new planets, and destroying them if they are found to be "unstable". Apparently "unstable" means they are in a decaying orbit around their sun, and will eventually collide with it. Other than that, there is no explanation for why these planets need to be destroyed. Just don't think about it that much, roll with that setup, and you will be fine. The movie deals more with the psyche of the handful of men who are on this years long mission, and how they deal with the untenable situation they eventually find themselves in. It has obvious parallels to 2001: A Space Odyssey, and there is no doubt it was influenced by that film. Dark Star goes off on several crazy tangents, and becomes equal parts sci-fi, psychological horror, and slap stick comedy. It's fun to watch, but will likely leave you scratching your head, wondering exactly what it was that you just witnessed.

For fans of John Carpenter, however, it takes on an entirely different quality. Because he had little to no budget, Carpenter does much of the work for the movie himself, he co-wrote, directed, produced, scored, and did the FX for the movie. It also sows the seeds for many of the movies he would later become famous for. Movies like Precinct 13, The Fog, and The Thing, where a small group of main characters are confined together in a horrific situation, with no apparent way to escape their fate, and how this effects their relationships with each other, as well as their own sanity. Carpenter revisits the themes presented in Dark Star many times over the course of his film making career, and they become much more refined in later films. It is very interesting to see where he got his start.

One unexpected bonus, this movie answers the burning question that many forum members have been asking themselves for years: "From where did Bomb#20 get his forum handle?"
 
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