Ben's wife tells him that she's taking him to a strip club for his birthday, "but just this once, understood?!" Ben says, "Understood."
At the strip club, the doorman says, "Out for some fun, Ben?" They go in, and his wife says, "How did that doorman know you?"
Ben says, "He's on my bowling team. I see him every week."
They sit down and their waitress says to Ben, "You're drinking Heineken, right?"
The wife says, "How does she know what you drink?"
Ben says, "She's in the Ladies Bowling League. She's at the bowling alley a lot, honey."
The strippers come out and do their thing. A big busty gal with tawny hair holds on to the pole, looks over their way, and says, "You here for your lap dance, daddy?"
His wife grabs her purse, says, "That's it!!" and leaves. Ben follows her out to the street. She hails a cab and he jumps in after her. He tries to convince her that the stripper mistook him for someone else, but she simply screams how much she hates him. She finally stops to catch her breath. The cabbie looks back and says, "You really picked up a bitch tonight, Ben."
