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[bilby]

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Star Wars doesn't use lasers. They use blasters.

I dunno. A lightsabre certainly looks like it ought to be based on laser technology in some way.

But then, as a wise man once said, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side.

Wasn't he the pilot who made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parcecs?

Nah, that was the Wookie, Chewbacca. The guy who said the stuff about blasters is his co-pilot and offsider, though he likes to talk himself up. Particularly in front of people who don't understand Shyriiwook.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

before being measured for their ski suits. More dick, more suit,

I still don't get it. Who picks out the suit? Can't they just ask for a certen size suit?
I've never seen clothes where the size of my dick made a difference.

3D scan to make sure the suit matches the body. The Olympics is quite strict about attire because of the various ways that have been found to eek out a bit of extra performance based on attire. And this turns out to be a case--once you're off the ramp you're a lifting body. More wing, more lift.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

What's wrong with it being a sport? It's an accuracy sport rather than a speed sport, doesn't make it not a sport.

Do you consider shuffleboard a sport? Chess?

I have a varsity letter in chess.

 

[SLD]

 

[ZiprHead]

I can do that.

 

[WAB]

Nope.

 

[Elixir]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[Elixir]

 

[TV and credit cards]

"Operation Epstein Diversion" I'll adopt it and spread it on my social network.Done.

 

[bilby]

 

[SLD]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[bilby]

 

[Elixir]

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Good map. Makes it more than obvious that what Trump should do is to use nukes to blast a canal across the Musandam Peninsula. Problem solved!

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Please don't get Trump thinking in terms of using nukes in other people's countries.

I suspect he doesn't need much prompting.

 

[bilby]

https://xkcd.com/3220

 

[Elixir]

 

[crazyfingers]

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When I was at the house in Maine last June there was a book on the stairs that I always saw Leonard Nimoy in when looked at sideways.

 

[GenesisNemesis]