Movie alphabet

[Atheos]

T

Worminator. Dogs in the future, resentful of de-worming medications, send a robot veterinarian back in time to kill off all the heartworms.

 

[athee]

U
The Untorchables: During the zombie apocalypse, several members of a strict, fringe jewish sect are trapped at night, on the sabbath, in a basement and under siege from the horde. They pass their rapidly dwindling time debating the pros and cons of using use of a battery powered flashlight.

 

[Politesse]

V.

V for Venetia

After he vindicates her from venal peril, a vain young Genovese woman learns of a device driven by a Volto-wearing vigilante to "help" Venice and its vicinity devolve beneath the waves, at first vociferously averring the vacuity of the violence, but eventually volunteering as the vanguard for his virtual victory against vice.

 

[Jayjay]

W

WALL-T

Last working robot on Earth continues his quest to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it.

 

[ruby sparks]

X

X-Meh

A film about mutants who possess uninteresting superpowers.

 

[Elixir]

Y

Old Feller

An octogenarian in the old west dies sadly at the end.

 

[ideologyhunter]

Z > ___
Run time 0:00
Written by Seinfeld veterans. Literally a film about nothing. More specifically: literally nothing. Bottom line: NOTHING.

 

[bilby]

A

Home Lone - McCauley Culkin takes out a mortgage.

 

[bilby]

B

Raveheart - Mel Gibson as a Scottish ecstasy addict who paints himself blue.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Paddyshack. Tribulations of an Irish condo dweller who becomes a tree changer.

 

[Elixir]

Hog Day Afternoon

A pig farmer steals a semi-load of bacon and ends up holding sausages while media swarm the farm.

 

[Atheos]

E

Mend of Ways - A troubled teenager (played by Aaaaahnold in his yut) is always getting into trouble. A retired librarian who looks for all the world like Sylvester and Tweetie's "Granny" raps him on the knuckles with a ruler until he learns his lesson.

 

[Politesse]

F

From Gere to Eternity

Not a movie, just a drinking game where you try to determine degrees of separation from a Richard Gere flick.

 

[Elixir]

G

Done with the Wind

A man (me) is fed up with the constant wind where he lives and starts considering a move to lower altitudes.

 

[ZiprHead]

H

The Hatriot

A right-winger tries to incite a revolution only to find out there is no booze allowed.

 

[Jayjay]

I

In The Heat of The M. Night

Sidney Poitier stars in a thriller about racism in the Deep South, but it turns out that he was a ghost all along and the town is a an alien zoo.

 

[Politesse]

J.

Jolene d'Arc

A biopic about a country singer who starts having mystic visions, telling her how to destroy the company of the woman who stole her man.

 

[ruby sparks]

K.

Kill Dill

A crazed anti-vegan runs amok on a Swedish farm.

 

[Atheos]

L

Wove, Actually - Spiders of varying species intermix in a tangled web of relationships, some good, some bad, some ending only by getting eaten by the female to provide nourishment for the next brood. Laughs abound in this slice-of-life work directed by Peter Parker and featuring a cameo by Charlotte herself.

 

[Keith&Co.]

L

Wove, Actually - Spiders of varying species intermix in a tangled web of relationships, some good, some bad, some ending only by getting eaten by the female to provide nourishment for the next brood. Laughs abound in this slice-of-life work directed by Peter Parker and featuring a cameo by Charlotte herself.

Out of continuity... but this made me think of TarantuLove.
Cupid loses a bet with Minerva and has to take on Arachne's curse for a time. He's transformed into a giant spider, and now pounces on, and bites couples to make them fall in love... Briefly... Before their excruciating, simultaneous deaths.
Elvura, a plucky coroner, races to discover why they keep finding unlikely couples dead and holding hands.