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I'll take grossly unconscionable statements by the President of the United States for $1600 Alex.
President Ellipsis Tweet said:
Today Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the race for President. Will she run as our first Native American presidential candidate, or has she decided that after 32 years, this is not playing so well anymore? See you on the campaign TRAIL, Liz!
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Warren fucked up on the native thing. She never embraced the role, but wanted to take a bit of credit for having the far off lineage. This has been called out by the Cherokee themselves. This has been addressed and dealt with, and needs to go away.

And our leader... making a joke (can we call it that?) referencing the fucking Cherokee Trail of Tears. And of course, business in DC will continue as "normal", as it shrugs off an increasingly terrible line of behavior and statements from one of the worst people to ever man the White House.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
I'll take grossly unconscionable statements by the President of the United States for $1600 Alex.
President Ellipsis Tweet said:
Today Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to by me as Pocahontas, joined the race for President. Will she run as our first Native American presidential candidate, or has she decided that after 32 years, this is not playing so well anymore? See you on the campaign TRAIL, Liz!
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Warren fucked up on the native thing. She never embraced the role, but wanted to take a bit of credit for having the far off lineage. This has been called out by the Cherokee themselves. This has been addressed and dealt with, and needs to go away.

And our leader... making a joke (can we call it that?) referencing the fucking Cherokee Trail of Tears. And of course, business in DC will continue as "normal", as it shrugs off an increasingly terrible line of behavior and statements from one of the worst people to ever man the White House.
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The NA thing is a pretty feeble complaint IMHO. I agree with much of her policy, but sheesh - she seems a lot like Hillary with her shrill tone when she's amped up. Kinda makes my skin crawl.
 
Trump retweeted junior's tweet:
Beto trying to counter-program @realdonaldtrump in his hometown and only drawing a few hundred people to Trump’s 35,000 is a really bad look.
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The police and fire department in El Paso point out that the arena Trump is at holds 6500 people.Not much reported overflow.

Beto's crowds were estimated at 10,000 to 15,000

All Trump seems to care about is crowds of people screaming his name.

What if, instead of $25billion for a wall, we spend $1billion shipping homeless people to Washington, to stand on the lawn outside the West Wing, shouting 'Trump!' for a while?
Flight in, bused to the White House. Breakfast or whatever appropriate meal when you arrive. McDonald's or Burger King.
Pay minimum wage.
Stay as long as you want, as long as you shout his name at least once every ten seconds. No meals while you're shouting, but a Big Mac on the way out. Once you're out, you're paid, bused back to the aiport...

We'll tell him this is a prototype of the WALL OF PEOPLE we're putting across the border, he can relax, now. Buses are taking people to Texas and New Mexico and Arizona (but Fuck California, that'll make the base happy)...
 
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As his crowd belted out "Build the wall" -- Trump tried to grope for a way out: "You really mean 'finish that wall,' because we have built a lot of it."
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Even if Tommy Flanagan became President, this guy would still be the biggest fargin' liar that ever had the title of President in our nation's existence.
 
Jimmy Higgins said:
article said:
As his crowd belted out "Build the wall" -- Trump tried to grope for a way out: "You really mean 'finish that wall,' because we have built a lot of it."
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Even if Tommy Flanagan became President, this guy would still be the biggest fargin' liar that ever had the title of President in our nation's existence.
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Why doesn't he just cut to the chase and tell them the fucking thing is DONE?
 
Elixir said:
Jimmy Higgins said:
article said:
As his crowd belted out "Build the wall" -- Trump tried to grope for a way out: "You really mean 'finish that wall,' because we have built a lot of it."
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Even if Tommy Flanagan became President, this guy would still be the biggest fargin' liar that ever had the title of President in our nation's existence.
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Why doesn't he just cut to the chase and tell them the fucking thing is DONE?
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"Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
-Costanza
 
TV and credit cards said:
Elixir said:
Why doesn't he just cut to the chase and tell them the fucking thing is DONE?
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"Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
-Costanza
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They'll believe ANYTHING that comes out of the Holy Orange Mouth. They already believe they've become millionaires because of Cheato's greatness, so why not give them a 30' concrete wall from sea to shining sea? A happy moron is less dangerous than an angry one!
 
President Trump installed a room-sized golf simulator at White House

President Trump has installed a room-sized “golf simulator” game at the White House, which allows him to play virtual rounds at courses all over the world by hitting a ball into a large video screen, according to two people told about the system.

That system replaced an older, less sophisticated simulator that had been installed under President Barack Obama, according to two people with knowledge of the previous system.

Trump’s system cost about $50,000, and was put in during the last few weeks in a room in his personal quarters, a White House official said.
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I wonder if it allows him to "improve his lie"?
 
which allows him to play virtual rounds at courses all over the world by hitting a ball into a large video screen,
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Man, saw that in the movie Outland back in 1981. The future is now!

Oooh! That explains why he wants a Space Force! Mining the asteroids for profit!
 
President Trump said:
We've had a negotiation going on for about two days. It's going extremely well. Who knows what that means, because it only matters if we get it done.
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President Trump said:
We've been losing, on average, $375 billion with China. A lot of people think it's $506 billion. Some people think it's much more than that. We're going to be leveling the playing field.
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President Trump said:
Today I'm announcing several critical actions that my administration is taking to confront a problem that we have right here at home. We fight wars that are 6,000 miles away, wars that we should have never been in, in many cases, but we don't control our own border. So we are going to confront the national security crisis on our southern border. And we're going to do it one way or the other. We have to do it -- not because it was a campaign promise, which it is.

It was one of many, by the way, not my only one. We're rebuilding the military. Our economy is thriving like never before. You look at other economies, they're doing terribly, and we're doing phenomenally. The market is up tremendously today, not that that's anything, but, you know, because they'll go back in and they'll say, "Oh, the market just went down." But the market is getting close to the new highs that we created. We -- we have all the records. We have every record. But we're getting close to that point again where we'll create new records.

....Lord, I was a born bablin' man!
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Okay, that last sentence wasn't him.

President Trump said:
It was not only better; it was like 100 percent better. You know what they did.

But that's only one example. There are so many examples. In El Paso, they have close to 2,000 murders right on the other side of the wall. And they had 23 murders. It's a lot of murders. But it's not close to 2,000 murders, right on the other side of the wall, in Mexico.
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President Trump said:
And a big majority of the big drugs -- the big drug loads don't go through ports of entry. They can't go through ports of entry. You can't take big loads because you have people -- we have some very capable people, the Border Patrol, law enforcement, looking.

You can't take human traffic, women and girls -- you can't take them through ports of entry. You can't have them tied up in the backseat of a car or a truck or a van. They open the door, they look. They can't see women with tape on their mouth or three women whose hands are tied.
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What is with him and tape over a woman's mouth?

President Trump said:
We've broken up two caravans that are on their way. They just are breaking. They're in the process of breaking up. We have another one that we haven't been able to break up yet.
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*sigh* said:
And in Tijuana, you have a lot of people staying there. If we didn't have the wall up and if we didn't have the wall secured and strengthened, they would have walked right through. They'd be welcomed to the United States.
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Wait... the wall there is working. So all of these people, why are they "walking left or right" then?

*tears* said:
And in the bill, by the way, they didn't even fight us on most of the stuff -- ports of entry -- we have so much money, we don't know what to do with it. I don't know what to do with all the money they're giving us. It's crazy.

The only place they don't want to give us much money -- 1 billion, 375 million dollars, sounds like a lot, but it's not so much. Although we're putting it to much better use than it used to be.

A lot of the past administrations they had -- it was easy to get -- they didn't build or they didn't do what they could have done. It would have been great.
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*jaw drop* said:
They don't decide policy. In fact, if I went opposite -- I mean, they have somebody, Ann Coulter. I don't know her. I hardly know her. I haven't spoken to her in way over a year. But the press loves saying, "Ann Coulter."

Probably if I did speak to her, she'd be very nice. I just don't have the time to speak to her. I would speak to her. I have nothing against her. In fact, I like her for one reason. When they asked her, like right at the beginning, "Who's going to win the election?" She said, "Donald Trump." And the two people that asked her that question smiled. They said, "You're kidding, aren't you?" "Nope. Donald Trump."

So I like her. But she's off the reservation. But anybody that knows her understands that. But I haven't spoken to her. I don't follow her. I don't talk to her. But the press loves to bring up the name "Ann Coulter." And you know what, I think she's fine. I think she's good. But I just don't speak to her.
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This is from one speech!

How about a question?
face plant said:
TRUMP: I get my numbers from a lot of sources, like Homeland Security primarily, and the numbers that I have from Homeland Security are a disaster.

And you know what else is a disaster? The numbers that come out of Homeland Security, Kirstjen, for the cost that we spend and the money that we lose because of illegal immigration, billions and billions of dollars a month. Billions and billions of dollars, and it's unnecessary.

QUESTION: So your own government's stats are wrong, are you saying?

TRUMP: No, no, I use many stats. I use many stats.

QUESTION: Could you share those stats with us?

TRUMP: Let me tell you, you have stats that are far worse than the ones that I use, but I use many stats, but I also use Homeland Security. All right, next question.
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*sobbing* said:
When I came into office, I met right there in the Oval Office with President Obama. And I sat in those beautiful chairs. And we talked. It was supposed to be 15 minutes. As you know, it ended up being many times longer than that.

And I said, "What's the biggest problem?"

He said, "By far, North Korea."

And I don't want to speak for him. But I believe he would have gone to war with North Korea. I think he was ready to go to war. In fact, he told me he was so close to starting a big war with North Korea. Now, where are we now?
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Toni said:
I'm sure that a huge part of the Secret Service presidential detail's duties is ensuring that he never actually has access to a loaded weapon. For everybody's safety.
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The guy who invented Delta Force briefed President Carter on the Iran Hostages raid. His account of that briefing is pretty cool.

Except the part about how they kept Mondale from interrupting by giving him a set of handcuffs to play with... Important safety tip: detail will carry toy handcuffs and police whistles at all times.
 
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