Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

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It turned out so right for strangers in the night...

Dooby-doooby-doo...

One day we will walk upright, be hairless and drink chocolate milkshakes.

 

[Atheos]

An odd combination of Jedi Master, redneck Crimson Tide fan and chimp-like life form from Vega III, Chuck relaxes in front of the TV and "uses the force" to get himself another beer.

 

[mudlark]

Winner, the gutsy and fleet of foot Elixir!

 

[angelo]

Out of contest...............Pay peanuts you get monkeys!

 

[Elixir]

Winner, the gutsy and fleet of foot Elixir!

Thank you vurra much!
Caption this:

 

[ZiprHead]

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Keith's kid's dildo has arrived.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

People initially laughed at Trump's new border control plan, but when all the Mexicans stopped crossing the border because they didn't want to get into the middle of an alien invasion, even his worst critics had to give him credit for having an effective idea.

 

[Wiploc]

[Wrong Thread]

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Failure to Launch

 

[Atheos]

In the name of Grade B Jeezus I command these demons to exit, stage left!

 

[Thomas II]

(Wrong Thread)

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Coneheads

 

[WAB]

Winner, the gutsy and fleet of foot Elixir!

Thank you vurra much!
Caption this:

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"If I only had a heart..."

 

[jonatha]

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It's only a flesh wound...

 

[ZiprHead]

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Help! My antenna's bent! How can I contact the mothership with a bent antenna?

 

[arnoldo]

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Hands up, don't shoot!!

 

[blastula]

Martian ice cream cone.

 

[angelo]

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Don't shoot, I come in pieces!

 

[Tigers!]

The Buck's night went horribly wrong.

 

[Elixir]

In the name of Grade B Jeezus I command these demons to exit, stage left!

WINNER!

Lots of good ones, but that takes it. All yours, Atheos!

 

[Atheos]

I'd like to thank the academy and all that jazz. Next up:

 

[WAB]

I'd like to thank the academy and all that jazz. Next up:

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The ever-crazier and more obsessed Captain Ahab goes in search of Bigfoot.