Caption Contest

[bilby]

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OK Shem, while Ham and Japheth help with the unloading, I need you to nip down to Petbarn, and get two of everything.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, fine. Next time we'll pay full price for a cruise instead of just signing up for whichever one was cheapest.

 

[Elixir]

"What do you mean you're seasick? You CAN'T be fucking seasick!"

 

[ZiprHead]

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Trump's yacht being repossessed.

Damn truck! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

OK Shem, while Ham and Japheth help with the unloading, I need you to nip down to Petbarn, and get two of everything.

Not going to even bother trying to beat this.

 

[Thomas II]

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The "Trump I" arriving to The National Mall for the 2020 Inauguration...

 

[Atheos]

WINNER!

Great captions everyone! For whatever reason WAB's captain Ahab caption really tickled my fancy so WAB wins this round.

 

[WAB]

Great captions everyone! For whatever reason WAB's captain Ahab caption really tickled my fancy so WAB wins this round.

Thanks! How about this one:

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, I appreciate you limbering up and doing your stretching before our date but ... honestly ... it won't be that much of problem for you.

 

[ZiprHead]

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Davros' first attempt at creating a Dalek was far from perfection. But later that night proved to be invaluable at stress relief.

 

[gmbteach]

Great captions everyone! For whatever reason WAB's captain Ahab caption really tickled my fancy so WAB wins this round.

Thanks! How about this one:

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Does this glass make my face look fat?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Hello, 911? It happened again.

 

[bilby]

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Bloody autocorrect. Sorry to have wasted your time, miss; But I wanted to order a high class hooker.

 

[poster]

Whose picture is that on the wall?

 

[Wiploc]

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"This is my best side."

 

[Tigers!]

It looked so much easier when the teacher at the glass blowing class made a glass.

 

[angelo]

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So dear, besides algebra, what else did you learn in school today?

 

[WAB]

OK, I appreciate you limbering up and doing your stretching before our date but ... honestly ... it won't be that much of problem for you.

I think Tom's the winner here.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[WAB]

Here we go:

Driver in shuttle on opposite street:

"We're gonna need a bigger shuttle."

(Jaws reference, for you youngins)