Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Thanks.

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Just you wait until my head begins to turn counter-clockwise

 

[ZiprHead]

Thanks.

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The worst fears of the QAnon cultist melded together, and with an odd conceptual distortion that often characterizes dreams, manifested in a beastly "Mexican immigrant" hellbent on injecting all Christians with a COVID vaccine laced with a nanochip that would give control of their minds over to Satan.

Winner, winner. Chicken dinner.

 

[ronburgundy]

Thanks.

 

[starwater]

Thanks.

Look I know you hate this costume, but just do it this one time and next year you can go as the space guy.

 

[Keith&Co.]

I really liked Major Nelson's character, but the remake of I Dream Of Jeannie was just never going to be as popular as the original....

 

[Atheos]

On his 7th jump to a parallel universe Jerry discovered an Earth where gift horses actually granted wishes for gifts. He tried wishing for a gift of ultimate wealth but sadly wasn't aware that in this universe you had to look your gift horse in the mouth.

 

[ZiprHead]

The image isn't showing for me.

 

[bilby]

The image isn't showing for me.

Me either. And looking at the

 

[Keith&Co.]

Here.

 

[ZiprHead]

Here.
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And that's when the mushrooms kicked in.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

OK, so lets walk into a bar and see what people have to say about that.

 

[Tigers!]

Here.
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The combination of Lost in Space + Flicka+ Aladdin didn't wow the audiences.

 

[Bomb#20]

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So you understand what a "nag" is now, Jeannie? Good. Now, wait, before you change again, I also need to explain what "sarcasm" is.

 

[ronburgundy]

On his 7th jump to a parallel universe Jerry discovered an Earth where gift horses actually granted wishes for gifts. He tried wishing for a gift of ultimate wealth but sadly wasn't aware that in this universe you had to look your gift horse in the mouth.

Several good entries. I'm gonna go with the wordplay and level of detail in Atheos' "gift horse" saga.

 

[Atheos]

Well okay then, thanks! Try this:

 

[Elixir]

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Aw, you need help you poor little fucker. You should ask the asshole standing behind you with the camera.

 

[Gospel]

And on this day, Bingo learned to beg.

 

[Bomb#20]

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But I'm a wolf!

 

[Tigers!]

Well okay then, thanks! Try this:

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Is that cat gone?

 

[hyzer]

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Sarah Palin's choice of dog for a pet in her home state was like many of her choices . . . .