Caption Contest

[Tigers!]

Do you think they'll notice that I am giving the wrong speech?


Walking on water is still more impressive.

 

[arnoldo]

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"And this is what happens when you listen to a Steppenwolf records backwards, ladies and gentlemen"

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

I want the death of my boyfriend Aladdin to mean something, so I'm travelling the country talking to students like you about the dangers of dancing and singing while flying on a magic carpet. These things are transportation devices, not toys.

Indeed! Winner.

 

[ZiprHead]

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OOC: "Look everyone, I'm a flewsie!"

 

[starwater]

Nice. Thanks.

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Ivanka Trump trying to get back into selling her brand of home goods introduced a flying carpet to her collection, however, no one showed up to the announcement since some staffer made the mistake of having it on a beach where no one cares.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Here we go:

 

[ZiprHead]

"Have you heard the great news about the good book of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?"

 

[Bomb#20]

Desperate to even the odds, Trump attorney David Schoen offers free copies of Mao's Little Red Book to Democratic senators, hoping to lure one to within six feet of his unmasked face.

 

[DBT]

Bow down and worship, O Ye Sinners, before the Lord Trump Smites Ye all.....

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Bow down and worship, O Ye Sinners, before the Lord Trump Smites Ye all.....

Winner! Take it away, DBT!

 

[DBT]

Hope it hasn't been done:

 

[jonatha]

"Nice hat"

 

[Tigers!]

Hope it hasn't been done:

Archbishop:
My, what a big nose you have.
Putin:
All the better to smell out threats.

 

[TV and credit cards]

Putin, in a most sensuous voice:
“You smell like pickles. I’m going to take you home with me and I’m going to call you Pickles.”

 

[SLD]

Hope it hasn't been done:

With this ring I thee we’d.

 

[ZiprHead]

"Everyone's watching so no tongue this time."

 

[Elixir]

"I know this must be terribly embarrassing for you comrade, but we have the best doctors in the world and if you come with me back to my Country, I'm sure they can get that pot off your head."

 

[fromderinside]

7]

"Where are your lips damn it."

 

[Wiploc]

Prelude to a Kiss

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Ugga mugga.