Images that make you laugh

[Politesse]

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Careful though, some theatres have chocolate sniffing dogs posted subtly near the entrance for this very reason. If you have a bandolier it might work better to conceal the scent and a surprising number of skittles can be thus stashed away.

 

[bilby]

Our local cinema's snack counter was robbed last week, with the criminals getting away with over two thousand dollars worth of stock.

The police are confident that, through diligent investigative efforts, they might recover both packets of jaffas.

 

[SLD]

 

[blastula]

That had me going until they signed it The Aliens.

 

[Elixir]

That had me going until they signed it The Aliens.

I know, right? The salutation would be
“Aliens!:”

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

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"We wear no clothes and taste good fried."

 

[Arctish]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

That had me going until they signed it The Aliens.

*Spaceship lands*

*Aliens walk out and see people*

*Aliens look at the record*

*Aliens look back at the people*

*Aliens look back at the record*

Where are all the nude people?

 

[Elixir]

 

[Elixir]

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That’s disgusting.
As if chickens and pigs were interfertile, anyhow.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

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A demonstration of the proper ratio of bacon to eggs?

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Eggs and bacon... they'll make a beautiful child.

 

[SLD]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

What crap... it only cuts to the fourth decimal.

 

[Arctish]

 

[SLD]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]