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spikepipsqueak said:
Duplicate Post Alert! You have already posted this post. Posting your posted post again would be redundant and repetitive due to the fact that the post has already been posted and would be a repetition of the last post.
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George S said:
spikepipsqueak said:
Duplicate Post Alert! You have already posted this post. Posting your posted post again would be redundant and repetitive due to the fact that the post has already been posted and would be a repetition of the last post.
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NOTICE:

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice isn't really worth noticing.
 
Like an RAF pamphlet I had to read once, long ago; the first page stated:

"This pamphlet, which has never been published, is hereby cancelled."
 
This is a public service announcement announcing the announcement of public service announcements. Future announcements will be announced with future public service announcements. Thank you.
 
Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head? Because in the distance they look like hairs.

Two pelicans were standing by a river. One said to the other "that's a big fish you have there". The other replies "well, it fits the bill".

Let me tell you about the three rings of marriage: Engagement ring, Wedding ring and Suffering :-)
 
If you are what you eat, why be a vegetable?

Instead, you should eat people who are smarter and better looking than you are.
 
+or-1 said:
Instead, you should eat people who are smarter and better looking than you are.
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By definition, you will never be able to run any faster, because you cannot fast enough to catch those who can themselves run faster than you already.
 
+or-1 said:
If you are what you eat, why be a vegetable?

Instead, you should eat people who are smarter and better looking than you are.
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I only eat people who are better looking than I. Some have been smarter.
 
Draconis said:
By definition, you will never be able to run any faster, because you cannot fast enough to catch those who can themselves run faster than you already.
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Unless you trap them, ambush them, or offer very fast but morally inferior youths free smartphones to deliver them to your stewpot.
 
Two ducks, a male and female, decided to go to a hotel for a night of passion. They settled into the room, and then they realised they didn't have a condom. So one of them called downstairs, and asked them to bring one for them. A few minutes later roomservice appeared with a condom on a silver platter, and he asked "shall I put it on your bill, sir? To which the male duck replied angrily "what do you think I am, a pervert?"
 
It only works with Donald and Daisy.

The male duck holds the female's head under water as he puts his counterclockwise helical penis in a clockwise vagina. A night of passion would be deadly.
 
Feller is cheating on his girlfriend Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly Lorraine dies and at her funeral he stands up and sings : I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone. :)
 
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue, and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
 
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