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Two old ladies were chatting at bingo. One said: "Did you come on the bus?"
The other rep!ied "Yes,but I made it look like an asthma attack."
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A man walks into a florist and asks for big bunch of flowers. "Exactly how big" asks the assistant.
"Caught in bed with wife's sister size thanks."
 
A man phoned the fire department and said: " I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have nice new flowerbeds, a beautiful rose border, a new fish pond and a fountain."

"Very nice." said the fire chief, " " but what's that have to do with the Fire department?"

The caller said: " Because next door's house is on fire, and I don't want your men trampling all over my front yard!"
 
And the bartender says,"we don't serve faster than light neutrinos."
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So a faster than light neutrino walks into a bar,
 
The best time of day is 6:30.

Hands down.


With all due respect, I must disagree. I assert that it is 6:00 .... hand down.

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My one handed watch...
 

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My aunt died at precisely 10.47, and the old grandfather clock stopped at precisely the same time.
It fell on her.
 
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