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2021 Internet Infidels Fundraising Drive
Greetings! Time for the annual fundraiser.Sorry for the late update, we normally start this early in October. Funds are needed to keep II and IIDB online. I was not able to get an IIDB based donations addon implemented for this year, I will make sure to have that done for next year. You can help support II in several ways, please visit the Support Us page for more info. Or just click:
I will try to track all donations from IIDB. Many thanks to those that have already donated. The current total is $778. If everyone dontated just $5, we would easily hit our goal.
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ideologyhunter
Veteran Member
They're coming to take you away.
hurtinbuckaroo
Veteran Member
WTH??? “The Searchers”, also starring The Duke!
ideologyhunter
Veteran Member
Brokeback Mountain Roundup with John Wayne, Rock Hudson, Jim Nabors,and Montgomery Clift
skepticalbip
Contributor
Treasure of the Sierra Madre... a great old Western even if it didn't have the immortal line, "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges."
As the 1960s were ticking down NASA was having a very hard time with the delta-v budget of going to the moon. Getting there wasn't a problem, having enough fuel to get home was a very big problem. This was eventually solved by the lunar rendezvous approach that was actually used (not taking the return fuel and supplies down to the surface) but before they settled on that they were considering another approach to Kennedy's challenge: Rocket #1 carries 5 years of supplies. If it lands safely rocket #2 lands next to it with a crew of one. There is no return stage. If they haven't solved the return problem in 5 years they have already shown they can send up another 5 years of supplies. Send another supply rocket, 5 more years to solve the problem.
If NASA had gone with this option would it have been a maroon shot rather than a moon shot??
If NASA had gone with this option would it have been a maroon shot rather than a moon shot??
none
Banned
It would have been a step in the right direction.
Jimmy Higgins
Contributor
Less a joke and more situational humor.
The world's toughest dare:
Person A: Well yeah... I dare you to update your firmware.
*group gasps*
Person B: But... but... my electronic device works perfectly fine.
Person A: What are you, a pussy?
Person B: *sweats*
The world's toughest dare:
Person A: Well yeah... I dare you to update your firmware.
*group gasps*
Person B: But... but... my electronic device works perfectly fine.
Person A: What are you, a pussy?
Person B: *sweats*
What sort of pervert do you think I am?? I don't flash!
TV and credit cards
Veteran Member
This inflation. Boy I’ll tell ya. Have you seen the price of onions? It’s enough to make you cry.
TV and credit cards
Veteran Member
And I heard Fiddy Cent had a kid. Named him Buck Fiddy.
Tigers!
Veteran Member
Last Friday Melbourne, Australia ended our 6th strict lock down with some relaxation of restrictions. Since March 2020 we have had 263 days in lockdown. What a record to have.
One of our jokes
Q: What day is the hardest of a 7 day strict lockdown?
(Where does the hide button live now?)
A: Day 55
One of our jokes
Q: What day is the hardest of a 7 day strict lockdown?
(Where does the hide button live now?)
A: Day 55
TV and credit cards
Veteran Member
Inline spoiler
hurtinbuckaroo
Veteran Member
A woman went to the emergency room, where she was seen by a young new doctor. After about 3 minutes in the examination room, the doctor told her she was pregnant.
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
"Does she still have hiccups?"
She burst out of the room and ran down the corridor screaming.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was; after listening to her story, he calmed her down and sat her in another room.
Then the doctor marched down the hallway to the first doctor's room.
"What wrong with you?" he demanded. This woman is 63 years old, she has two grown children and several grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!!"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and without looking up said:
"Does she still have hiccups?"
At least it didn't say "proceed to the route . . . "
TV and credit cards
Veteran Member
Q: What did the florist say when she finally got all the water out of her shop?
A: Hydrangea.
A: Hydrangea.
Tigers!
Veteran Member
A 320kg Argentine cow is a viral hit after being filming stumbling down a waterslide at a park 800kms west of Rio De Janeiro. It was reported that the beast was destined for the slaughterhouse before climbing to the top of the slide and going down.
Media outlets are milking this story for all it is worth.
Media outlets are milking this story for all it is worth.
hurtinbuckaroo
Veteran Member
Why not? It will come in handy for hurricane season.