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W

The Mild Bunch

An aging group of outlaws think about one last big heist, but soon realize that they no longer have the stamina nor the balls to get off their porch.
 
X

The Lex Go Movie

Lex Luthor's plan to destroy Superman is a mobile game where the player captures cartoon animals by shooting green rays at them. The highest points are assigned to the animals that are co-located with Superman's known position. And the green rays aren't exactly Kryptonite, but close enough for television.
 
My son's entry

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tomb

At the height of the cold war, a bomber wing commander becomes obsessed with the longevity of the Egyptian Dynasties. He decides that what the world needs now is an heir to the throne of Egypt. Or, with a little sorcery, someone who actually sat on the throne of Egypt.
Peter Sellars plays Achmed, the Egyptian Minister Of Antiquities; Dr. Strangelove, a happless archeologist (whose specialty is stone-age Polynesian jungle islanders, NOT pyramid-building desert imperials); and Aihaddahat, who ruled Upper and Lower Egypt for about 6 days when Ramses was bedridden from unrequited love and maybe spoiled oysters.
 
A

Hermageddon - A middle aged man enjoys a few days of "batching" it when his wife goes off with some friends on a cruise. He lets the dishes stack up in the sink, leaves his underwear on the floor and eats sardines in the living room while binging on cheesy sci-fi movies. Everything is fine until his wife comes home a day early...
 
B

Raveheart - a Scottish Nationalist becomes addicted to amphetamines after attending a number of raves. Sadly, his excessive use of this drug causes severe cardiac complications; His family attempt to intervene, but while they can take his drugs, they cannae take his freedom. So he just goes and buys more.
 
C

Craveheart

A Scottish woman trained as a nutritionist rejects the myth of 'cravings' affecting pregnant women. ...until about two months into her marriage. Too obstinate to admit to error, even in the face of new evidence, she has yo hide the cravings, and the unusual food needs, from her husband. Meanwhile, to help pay for the coming bills of childrearing, he's taken gig work as a driver for online food orders. He ends up delivering food he shouldn't know about, to her, who shouldn't know he's the one delivering food.
Kind of 'gift of the magi' meets 'Kramer vs. Kramer.'
 
D

Deliverdance

Burt Reynolds and John Voight star in this film version of the acclaimed stage musical set in a fictional Irish hospital maternity ward, featuring the hit dance number, ‘breaking banjos’.
 
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E

Reed Heat

A dedicated Soviet cop (Arnold Schwarzenegger) arrives in Chicago, where he reluctantly teams up with a foul-mouthed American detective (Jim Belushi) to comb the streets of the Windy City for the Russian drug dealer who killed their favorite oboe player..
 
F

The Italian Fob - A man who has trust issues discovers the keys to a Fiat in his wife's purse. "But we've always been Chevy people," he thinks to himself. What he discovers while investigating this enigma will shock you.
 
Atheos said:
J

The Italian Job - Just kidding, that's actually the name of the movie I've wasted all this time riffing on.
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But pronounce it 'Jobe,' like the Bible character.

The trials and tribulations of Rome-born Job, who just cannot seem to catch a break in his simple efforts to commit the grandest heist in the history of Europe.
 
K

The Ki'Tali A'N Job

A misfit troop of battle-scarred Klingons band together to commit the moraally imperitive theft of greedily stolen battle trophies their klans earned in the Ki'Tali Wars.
 
L

La La La. End.

A song and dance film in which a down-at-heel progammer hopes to make his fortune and get the girl of his dreams by creating software that enables computers to sing when they don't know the lyrics.
 
M

Live And Let Diem

Bond and Leiter are sent by their respective organizations to find and kill a drug lord in New Orleans. They discover that the evildoer died a few days earlier, but his minions covered it up.
So, the mission is done. But it's Mardi Gras, and the per diem for New Orleans is pretty hefty, so they decide to take a week before reporting the death.
And when two tall, blonde, Soviet agents appear, the men offer drinks, a truce, and this cozy little jazz club in the French Quarter...
 
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