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The Empyrex Strikes Back
The Rebellion has struck a mighty blow against the Galactic government, but the Emperor seems unusually bothered by, and focused on, the rumors of actual Jedi running around again. The Stormtroopers recieve a tactical upgrade of layers of clear, low-thermal-expansion borosilicate glass in their armor, including theor headsets and gloves. The goal is to make them resistant to light sabers, but turns out to also be nearly impervious to little zippy bursts of light from handheld weapons.
"Cool," say half of the newly impervious Imperials.
"Why didn't we have this shit before?" ask the other half.
Half of those troopers discover that their helmets can be used to boil water, now. Probably shouldn't do it on duty, what with having to don it suddenly if an officer enters the room...
Half of those troopers ask, "Wonder what the Emperor will pull outta his ass if we ever see FOUR Jedi Knights?"
The Empyrex Strikes Back
The Rebellion has struck a mighty blow against the Galactic government, but the Emperor seems unusually bothered by, and focused on, the rumors of actual Jedi running around again. The Stormtroopers recieve a tactical upgrade of layers of clear, low-thermal-expansion borosilicate glass in their armor, including theor headsets and gloves. The goal is to make them resistant to light sabers, but turns out to also be nearly impervious to little zippy bursts of light from handheld weapons.
"Cool," say half of the newly impervious Imperials.
"Why didn't we have this shit before?" ask the other half.
Half of those troopers discover that their helmets can be used to boil water, now. Probably shouldn't do it on duty, what with having to don it suddenly if an officer enters the room...
Half of those troopers ask, "Wonder what the Emperor will pull outta his ass if we ever see FOUR Jedi Knights?"