Movie alphabet

[Keith&Co.]

H

Bathman and Robin

Rich single man takes in a young ward. Purpose? Stealthy, late-night, vigilante archaeology in the Roman ruins around Sommerset, England

I was really expecting that to go somewhere else.

Ypu don't say...?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

I

Dot the j.

Kid's calligraphy Youtube.

 

[Keith&Co.]

J

Diamonds Jar Forever

It's amazing how long those things last if properly preserved.
Not so amazing to watch for two hours...

 

[Atheos]

K

Diss the Girls - A former mob enforcer discovers that his niece (along with about 7 other girls) has been reported to be missing classes. Turns out they're laying around in their dorms crying. He drives down there and finds the jerk who has been saying mean things about them. He gives him a really good ass-whipping.

 

[ronburgundy]

L

The Slawshank Redemption:
A harsh food critic gives a scathing review to a Jewish Restaurant, greatly hurting their business. There is subtle indications that the reviewer is somewhat antisemitic and gave an unfair review. The chef convinces the critic to give him another try. The chef prepares a special recipe of his great grandmother written on a small piece of paper that survived with his grandmother through the concentration camps. The dish is a large knish filled with tender braised lamb shank and a vinegar based cabbage slaw. The critic loves it, writes a glowing review, and the restaurant is saved.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

M

The Fan Who Killed Don Quixote,

Alternate ending where the Don takes on the wrong windmill.

 

[ruby sparks]

N

Night of the Loving Dead.

A zombie romance.

 

[Keith&Co.]

O

(Again, add and subract an O)

Glodfinger
A Terry Pratchett-inspired Discworld thriller. An evil dwarf out to destroy Ankh-Morpork's stockpile of cabbages, faces off against ...Vimes. Duke Vimes.

 

[Elixir]

O

(Again, add and subract an O)

Objection - all you did was move it one space to the right.

 

[Elixir]

P

Peasantville

Two modern-day teenagers find themselves suddenly inside a sitcom set in 1750's France, where their influence begins to profoundly change the world.

 

[Keith&Co.]

O

(Again, add and subract an O)

Objection - all you did was move it one space to the right.

But the rules don't allow moving.
They do allow adding or subtracting. I just did both.

 

[Atheos]

Q (Always tricky)

Jonny Guest - A late night talk show host with an alcoholic turban-wearing sidekick goes on adventures with his scientist dad and some white-haired dude who just showed up one day.

 

[Keith&Co.]

R
Dirty Hay

Eastwood shines as a no-nonsense farmer who faces off against a serial scammer at the co-op.
"To be honest, I lost count of the hay bales I loaded into your truck bed. Could be within the load capacity of your suspension. Could be over. Maybe well over. Now, if you're feeling lucky, you put that truck in gear and drive over the potholes into town. Or, you get out, and we discuss the prices you'll pay for wheat this year. Well? Do you feel lucky? Punk?"

 

[Keith&Co.]

U

Animal Hose

A fraternity of heavy-partying veterinary students and their wild antics on campus with various animals dressed up in nylons.

 

[laughing dog]

R
Star Was - biopic of Sean Connery

 

[Atheos]

S

Tar Wars - An incisive look inside the nefarious goings on deep inside the cigarette filter manufacturing industry.

 

[bilby]

T

Sar Wars - a history of Chinese involvement in Hong Kong since the end of the British lease

 

[Keith&Co.]

U

S-Taur Wars
Minotaurs fight centaurs in ancient Greece. In the end it's discovered to be a snake-taur plot all along.

 

[laughing dog]

S
Tar Wars - Road construction companies compete on a new highway bid.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

V

Lobe Story

Fetish porn for those obsessed with ears.