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Movie alphabet

X (Dangit, I should get 10 points like in Scrabble)

You're Newt - A comedy horror film about mask-wearing serial killers who attempt to terrorize a family who they don't know are all members of a witches' coven. The machete-wielding would-be killers all end up getting turned into newts. But they get better.
 
Z

Apped

Scott Baio stars as a high school student who gains telekinetic control of other people's computers.
 
A

Goadzilla

Cheap Albanian remake of the original classic. But instead of nuclear fire breath, the king of the monsters has a cattle prod sticking out of it's jaws.
Bzzt! Bzzt!
 
E
The Quick and the Dad - A tragic story of what happens to a family when the father becomes addicted to a chocolate mix.

T
The Forbidden Plane - A horror story of a carpenter who discovers a cursed tool.
 
D

The Quick And The EA

Movie about a video game tournament using "Old West" rules. Certain stages of the elimination are quick-draw rounds, on a virtual Main Street, at High Noon (GMT). True to the spirit, the losers of these rounds dies.
Movie quote:
Gordon: (first player to actually die from losing, final words) Eh. Still better than Mass Effect Threeeeeeeee...." (fades to silence)
 
W
A Balk Among the Tombstones - Baseball game in a graveyard between zombies and the NY Yankees to see who rules the world.
 
laughing dog said:
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A Balk Among the Tombstones - Baseball game in a graveyard between zombies and the NY Yankees to see who rules the world.
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"Dave, that's four balls in a row. Looks like the pitcher is afraid of this zombie's swing."
"That's right, Tom. You have to see that Martinez is Walking The Dead!"
"Uh huh."
"Do you get it? Do you get it?"
Everyone got it, Dave."
"See, it's a play on-"
"I will feed you to the zombies if you explain it."
 
Where were we?
Screw it.

J

Bust Like Heaven

Stormy Daniels stars in this soft porn political thriller...
 
L

The Wind And The Ion

In early twentieth century Morocco, a Sharif kidnaps a couple of an American woman's electrons, forcing President Theodore Roosevelt to send in chemical forces to conduct a rescue mission.
 
Elixir said:
Where were we?
Screw it.

J

Bust Like Heaven

Stormy Daniels stars in this soft porn political thriller...
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Oh no no no no. I've been waiting for F and/or Y to come back around and keep missing it.

F

LOTR: Yellowship of the Ring

The Beatles embark on a fantastic journey to play at concert at the gates of Mordor.
 
AirPoh said:
I've been waiting for F and/or Y to come back around and keep missing it.
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Meh. It's for fun, not competition (at least, not until the Olympic Committee gets back to me). If you have a good one, go for it.

I just thought going in alphabetical order made it more challenging, but shouldn't hamper the funny.

But, anyone can follow the previous submission, or scroll back to find the REAL progression if desired.
 
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