Jokes from the Norwegian Resistance during World War II, repurposed.
Do you know the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of manure? --The bucket.
It's rumored that we're getting new stamps bearing Donald Trump's likeness, but distribution has been delayed because nobody knows which side to spit on.
A picture of Donald Trump was to be hung in a government office. The official hanging the picture asked the cleaning woman working there if the picture was hanging straight. "I only work with the **** on the floor," she said.
Donald Trump once visited an insane asylum; drawing an inmate into conversation, the politician boasted, "I am Donald Trump!"
"Never heard of him."
"What! Have you never heard of Donald Trump, the greatest President since Abraham Lincoln?"
"Take it easy, old man," said the inmate sympathetically. "That's how it started with me, too."