One of my father's favorite figures of speech was, "Your chickens came home to roost." I knew it meant something bad happened to you, but after hearing it a couple hundred times over the years, I finally asked what it really meant. He said, every farm has a small flock of feral chickens which roost in a tree, instead of the hen house. Every evening at sundown, they fly to their favorite tree to sleep for the night. Just before falling asleep, they all defecate in unison. The ground is well marked. If you happen to be standing under the tree at that moment, you have no one to blame for yourself when a shower of chicken shit pours down.Trump on Bullshit Social:
"I am in the process, along with my team, of interviewing various law firms to represent me in an Appeal of one of the most ridiculous and unfair Witch Hunts our Country has ever seen—The defamation Sham presided over by a Clinton appointed, highly partisan, Trump Hating Judge, Lewis Kaplan, who was, together with certain other Radical Left Democrat Judges, one of the most partisan and out of control activists that I have ever appeared before. He was a "bully" who demanded two trials, rather than one, denied me Due Process, would not allow me to put forth vital evidence (of which there was much!), and only allowed me to be on the witness stand for minutes, telling my lawyer what to ask, and telling me to only give one word answers, as his wife and friends sat in cordoned off front row seats watching with glee. This entire HOAX is a disgrace to our American System of Justice. Any lawyer who takes a TRUMP CASE is either "CRAZY," or a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT. I will make my decision soon!
Trump's discussions with his "team" as I imagine it:
"This Alina Habba...she's great, isn't she? Great figure. Really great lawyer. What do you think?"
Sir, her biggest client before you was a parking garage. She has no idea what she's doing in a defamation case. Please choose someone else.
"Have you seen her? If I weren't married, I think I'd like to date her. Great tits. Great lawyer. I'm going to hire her. She's a winner."
Sir, ah...we've identified several firms who specialize in this sort of thing and are willing to work for a retainer that's perfectly reasonable.
(Trump crosses his arms and pouts)
Okay sir. We've warned you, but you're the boss.
Trump now: "Why didn't you tell me? She's the worst attorney ever! Get me someone better! I can't believe you recommended Habba!"
Trump's chickens have truly returned to the roost and he is tied to the tree.
It's the line from The Great Gatsby about rich people, “They smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness, or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.”
Trump has always been able to retreat into his money, but now there's not enough money in the world to cover his retreat.