Elixir
Made in America
Why on earth do old people like Trump so much? Like, I'm gay so I don't vote Republican; they want to kill me, so I don't vote for them. It's a straightforward logical thing, at least so I thought. But when guys like McClintock, above, say "we should kill 6% of our elderly people and refuse so much as to give them healthcare", old folks are like, yay, kill me!!! It seems completely illogical to me who Trump's base are.
'Tis a wonder alright. The TrumpTrance dance is akin to the behavior of an animal infected with a parasite that causes the animal to to expose itself to a predator that spreads the parasite when they ingest the insect...
Ain't nature great?
Meet Leucochloridium paradoxum, a parasite better known as the “zombie snail” worm. This colorful little guy gets into snails, takes control of it, mimics a caterpillar or maggot, and directs the snail to an exposed area so that a bird will eat it.
This is a great analog to the Trump voter in general, and elderly ones in particular. The amazing thing is that the eyes grow back, and the cycle repeats itself - just like two-time Trump voters!