Things that make you laugh...

[Angry Floof]

Some voice to text software I'm working with just turned "very fancy" into "very pantsy."

If you thought that was funny, check out the subtitles on this report about the 'supporters of ass songs'.

https://abcnews.go.com/Internationa...clicksource_4380645_12_hero_headlines_bsq_hed

The captioning is obviously done by an AI and no one proofed it.

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Angry Floof]

Now the transcription AI turned "Korean peninsula" to "Korean penis."

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Now the transcription AI turned "Korean peninsula" to "Korean penis."

It is kind of penis-shaped.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Now the transcription AI turned "Korean peninsula" to "Korean penis."

It is kind of penis-shaped.

????
You been watching Cthulhu porn again?

 

[Angry Floof]

Now the transcription AI turned "Korean peninsula" to "Korean penis."

It is kind of penis-shaped.

????
You been watching Cthulhu porn again?

Great. Now that's a thing.

 

[bilby]

I was doing a delivery at Wellington Point yesterday arvo, and the place is covered in posters with a picture of a woman and the words "Wanted Burglary"

I first thought that Redlands police were becoming more aggressive in their efforts to stamp out housebreaking in the area; But a closer look revealed that in fact these are election signs for local councillor Wendy Boglary.

 

[Keith&Co.]

 

[Elixir]

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[Elixir]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[Angry Floof]

The AI software turned "banana slug" into "bad ass love."

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[George S]

Okay, so how to pronounce the name PSZCZOLA? (folks call him Pepsi).

 

[Keith&Co.]

Okay, so how to pronounce the name PSZCZOLA? (folks call him Pepsi).

I served with a guy named ZWYRT. He invited enlisted to call him 'Zert.'
Officers, he said it was pronounced 'Smith.' "Everything's silent, sir."

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[ZiprHead]

 

[spikepipsqueak]

Did I mention that I spent hours picking 1.5 kg of blackberries for jam, and that salt flakes look a lot like white sugar?

 

[bilby]

Did I mention that I spent hours picking 1.5 kg of blackberries for jam, and that salt flakes look a lot like white sugar?

Salt is a preservative, just like sugar.

Well, not just like sugar.

How is blackberry bacon, anyway?

 

[spikepipsqueak]

I used a little in a chicken stirfry and nobody died, but my boy who loves salt had a little on bread, put it down and backed away.

I was lucky. It was so super saturated that only about 50% of it dissolved.