We're moving. My whole unit is being moved across the building so they can concentrate another unit into this space.
We're taking the opportunity to throw out a lot of stuff. Or, my boss is making me take the opportunity...
A number of business records kept against a need to explain choices that were never required, training for systems that no longer exist, jokes that aren't funny any more (making fun of a business initiative that we thought was doomed to failure, for example. It failed. No one understands the jokes about a business unit that hasn't existed for 13 years...)
Anyway, to recycle the paper, all clips and yellow stickies and staples have to be removed. Headphones on, I've become something of an automaton sorting through the stacks to remove staples and binders and clips and....
And just spent two minutes trying to get the tip of my staple remover under a staple that was actually a Xerox copy of a staple....