Keith&Co.
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I joined the Navy in an advanced electronics program, which included an early promotion. And i chose the AE program of Strategic Weapons, which included an early promotion. So by the middle of my first enlistment, i was an E-5 Petty Officer.
At the middle of my first enlistment, i was sent to a Tender. All the guys in my division had one or two tours, so we had 4 E-5s and 10 E-6's. No seamen, no seamen apprentices, no recruits. So when they called away a working party, my department tended to send fairly senior personnel compared to the E1s, E2s, E3s sent by every else.
So I got put in charge of a lot of working parties. And a lot of people kept asking, "Who'd you piss off?"
One of those rituals was the daily mail run. We would take all the official and personal mail from our command and the submarines alongside and transport them to a boat, which took them to the pier, where we exchanged them for that day's deliveries to the tender, the submarines, Squadron, etc.
Wasn't terribly complicated. I told everyone to start humping bags.
One sailor started to pick up one bag that held one registered letter. I stopped him and told him to take all the registered bags at once. One sailor picked up three bags that were too heavy before she found one that was 'just right.' I gave her another light but bulky package to take along.
AS IT HAPPENS the first slacker was the only black sailor in the working party.
AS IT HAPPENS, the second slacker was the only female on the working party.
I didn't care about race or gender, i just wanted the workers to work. These two took the loads i gave them to the boat but didn't come back. Everyone else made two or three trips. I pointed this out to the slackers and they grumbled and moved away.
One of my friends from a different division was also on the working party and overheard these two complaining about how i was bigoted against blacks and women in the Navy. "Oh, yeah," he said, egging them on. "You should put him on report. You should see how he treats the black guy in his division!"
The black guy in our division was an idiot of the first order. Treating him as an idiot was not properly called 'racism,' it was called 'paying attention.' I also treated the white idiot in our division like an idiot and for the exact same reason.
Anyway, they had to be 'encouraged' to take the loads up to the pier, and to take a fair share of loads from the truck back down to the boat.
We waited for the normal 1500 load of people traveling to the tender to load, then we started across. These two get their heads together with my friend, who has them whipped up into a frenzy of indignation. They are going to report my ass and see that i fry.
That's when they noticed that i'm talking to the mess decks master at arms for the 1600 to Midnight shift. The MDMAA is sitting very close to me and we talk softly.
She's a female sailor.
And she's black.
And one of the slackers asks aloud, 'Who is that he's talking to?'
Petey: "Huh? Her? Oh, she's his fiance. But anyway, you need to report him for singling you out. I mean, just because you're not pulling your fair share is no reason for him to treat you like you're on a working party, is it?" He really wanted to see me introduce my fiance at Captain's Mast. Jackass.
We tie up, the black seaman climbs OVER some of the boxes to grab this heavy crate and starts to drag it up the ladder. The female pushes a guy to the side to grab two boxes that felt like engine parts and staggers off under that load.
It was two days before Petey could tell me the full story, he kept busting out laughing.
At the middle of my first enlistment, i was sent to a Tender. All the guys in my division had one or two tours, so we had 4 E-5s and 10 E-6's. No seamen, no seamen apprentices, no recruits. So when they called away a working party, my department tended to send fairly senior personnel compared to the E1s, E2s, E3s sent by every else.
So I got put in charge of a lot of working parties. And a lot of people kept asking, "Who'd you piss off?"
One of those rituals was the daily mail run. We would take all the official and personal mail from our command and the submarines alongside and transport them to a boat, which took them to the pier, where we exchanged them for that day's deliveries to the tender, the submarines, Squadron, etc.
Wasn't terribly complicated. I told everyone to start humping bags.
One sailor started to pick up one bag that held one registered letter. I stopped him and told him to take all the registered bags at once. One sailor picked up three bags that were too heavy before she found one that was 'just right.' I gave her another light but bulky package to take along.
AS IT HAPPENS the first slacker was the only black sailor in the working party.
AS IT HAPPENS, the second slacker was the only female on the working party.
I didn't care about race or gender, i just wanted the workers to work. These two took the loads i gave them to the boat but didn't come back. Everyone else made two or three trips. I pointed this out to the slackers and they grumbled and moved away.
One of my friends from a different division was also on the working party and overheard these two complaining about how i was bigoted against blacks and women in the Navy. "Oh, yeah," he said, egging them on. "You should put him on report. You should see how he treats the black guy in his division!"
The black guy in our division was an idiot of the first order. Treating him as an idiot was not properly called 'racism,' it was called 'paying attention.' I also treated the white idiot in our division like an idiot and for the exact same reason.
Anyway, they had to be 'encouraged' to take the loads up to the pier, and to take a fair share of loads from the truck back down to the boat.
We waited for the normal 1500 load of people traveling to the tender to load, then we started across. These two get their heads together with my friend, who has them whipped up into a frenzy of indignation. They are going to report my ass and see that i fry.
That's when they noticed that i'm talking to the mess decks master at arms for the 1600 to Midnight shift. The MDMAA is sitting very close to me and we talk softly.
She's a female sailor.
And she's black.
And one of the slackers asks aloud, 'Who is that he's talking to?'
Petey: "Huh? Her? Oh, she's his fiance. But anyway, you need to report him for singling you out. I mean, just because you're not pulling your fair share is no reason for him to treat you like you're on a working party, is it?" He really wanted to see me introduce my fiance at Captain's Mast. Jackass.
We tie up, the black seaman climbs OVER some of the boxes to grab this heavy crate and starts to drag it up the ladder. The female pushes a guy to the side to grab two boxes that felt like engine parts and staggers off under that load.
It was two days before Petey could tell me the full story, he kept busting out laughing.