Keith&Co.
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So, we're shooting the breeze at work and somehow I end up telling a story about my third sub.
It was field day, so all hands were awake, cleaning the spaces. My chief walked by, pointed at my Walkman, asked what I was listening to.
"Sticks," I said.
"Oh, I love Styx!" he misunderstands. I hand over the headphones. And he hears this guy banging two sticks together. That's all he does. Towards the end of the side, he doubles the speed he bangs them together at.
Chief stares at me for a minute. "Tell me there's other things on this tape."
"Oh, sure!" I start to unclip the Walkman. "On side two, the sticks are made of Hickory!"
He threw the headphones down in disgust and walked away.
My present coworkers stare for a moment. Finally one asked, "So, uh, how long did you listen to that tape before someone finally asked what you were listening to?"
"What? You think I'd purposefully listen to a tape like that JUST on the off chance I could get someone to stare at me in utter confusion for a full minute?"
"Yes," was the unanimous decision of my peers.
....They're on to me.
It was field day, so all hands were awake, cleaning the spaces. My chief walked by, pointed at my Walkman, asked what I was listening to.
"Sticks," I said.
"Oh, I love Styx!" he misunderstands. I hand over the headphones. And he hears this guy banging two sticks together. That's all he does. Towards the end of the side, he doubles the speed he bangs them together at.
Chief stares at me for a minute. "Tell me there's other things on this tape."
"Oh, sure!" I start to unclip the Walkman. "On side two, the sticks are made of Hickory!"
He threw the headphones down in disgust and walked away.
My present coworkers stare for a moment. Finally one asked, "So, uh, how long did you listen to that tape before someone finally asked what you were listening to?"
"What? You think I'd purposefully listen to a tape like that JUST on the off chance I could get someone to stare at me in utter confusion for a full minute?"
"Yes," was the unanimous decision of my peers.
....They're on to me.