OH that is brilliant. wish I'd thought of it.
He tries to be 'one of the guys' to show 'i can take it.'No, nothing so obvious. Which is probably making him MORE uncomfortable, trying to figure out 'how did he...?'
Some coworkers have discovered that if you follow him into the restroom and stand in line behind him, he can't pee.
"Use another urinal!"
"No, sorry, boss, it's Thursday. Thursday is Urinal #4. But go ahead, take your time."
Your boss sounds like he would be fun to mess with!
There are a multitude of apps that you can use to jog your memory you know. And there is this other new dangled device called a notepad and pen. Maybe that could help!So, I got up this morning and came downstairs and sat in my chair at the kitchen table. I was trying to remember what i had planned to do today and nothing was coming to mind, so i just stared off into the distance. Or, since the drapes were closed, i stared off into the very near distance and the off-white window treatment...
Anyway, after a moment or two of this, my wife asks, "What can I do for you, dear?"
"Oh, well, I suppose you could tell me why," I replied.
"Why what?" she asked, naturally enough.
"Well, I suppose I need help with the question, too."
She threw a bagel at me.
Which reminds me, i planned to buy bagels today. So, it worked!
Haven't found an app that slings bagels, though.There are a multitude of apps that you can use to jog your memory you know. And there is this other new dangled device called a notepad and pen. Maybe that could help!
...that are not images or videos.
Whatever random junk cracks you up - overheard conversations, comments on facebook, crazy stuff your kids and pets do, any old nonsense... this is the place for you to post it so we can all crack up.
I'll start.
As I was typing the above, I typo'd "poast" instead of "post." For some reason that cracked me up.
Also, funny sisters. Sister A is staying with Sister B and Sister A is now referring to Sister B as "Ursula" (as in Ursula the Sea Witch). lol
After shaking my head in disbelief, this cracked me up....
Oven shoots woman cooking waffles
I mean, I know I am on a diet, but please, for the appliances to tell me I am doing something unhealthy? Come on!
Searching google news for "florida man" has become a favorite pastime of mine.
Searching google news for "florida man" has become a favorite pastime of mine.
Just typing a few words into google search to see what pops up on auto complete cracks me up.
Try it. for example:
Type "Why is my" and see what comes up... I just got
Why is my poop green
Why is my poop black
Why is my computer slow
...and my boss, who had called this morning's meeting, blushed as he tried to remember where my hands were when he asked that very question....
They can be fun!...and my boss, who had called this morning's meeting, blushed as he tried to remember where my hands were when he asked that very question....
Sometimes you make me wish I had a boss.
They can be fun!Sometimes you make me wish I had a boss.