Trump Will Likely Win

[Jimmy Higgins]

Not in the battlegrounds. All within margin of error. FL and OH were crazy off.

 

[ZiprHead]

Trump was given a pass on blocking the immigration reform that was extorted from the Democrats for Ukraine funding.

Trump will now sign that same bill and say he fixed it.

 

[ZiprHead]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

Yeah, there must be tens of trans women trying to get into women's sports.

 

[Ford]

Trump was given a pass on blocking the immigration reform that was extorted from the Democrats for Ukraine funding.

Trump will now sign that same bill and say he fixed it.

No, he'll be given a bill hand-written by Stephen Miller that authorizes the trains and the camps. If the Democrats lose the House, it will pass.

 

[Gospel]

Esteemed Democrats,

They say politics is the art of the possible. Well, we've been aiming for the impossible, and it's starting to feel like we're trying to teach cats to fetch. It's time to face the music—and maybe change the tune.

Take our push for affordable healthcare. It's a noble cause, but convincing Americans to embrace it has been like trying to sell kale smoothies at a county fair. Maybe we should offer tax credits for vitamins and supplements.

And then there's our ambitious climate change agenda. We've been advocating for a Green New Deal, but it's starting to feel like we're asking folks to trade in their pickup trucks for bicycles. Perhaps we should start with something more attainable, like fuel discounts in exchange for beer cans.

Our commitment to criminal justice reform is commendable. However, advocating for leniency while struggling to effectively apprehend offenders has been met with the enthusiasm of a tax audit. Maybe we should begin by actually locking up criminals and go from there?

We've been fighting for causes that, while noble, might be a bit out of reach. It's like trying to sell Triple F.A.T. Goose coats in Florida; the intention is good, but useful? Unlikely. So, let's put away the coats and focus on what we can sell in the Florida market, like SPF 100 sunscreen, alligator repellent & free Kleenex for Buccaneer fans.

In the wise words of a fortune cookie, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." Let's take that step together, on solid ground, and save the moonwalk for later.

Thank you, and let's keep moving forward—one reasonable step at a time.

Yours truly
Make believe Democratic leader

 

[Spacetime Inhabitant]

Trump won, America lost. In 2025 grocery prices will rise significantly, and all those Trump voters crowing triumphantly about owning the Libs will face the result of their folly. Of course, they will try to rationalize it as being caused by something else (under Biden it was caused by corporate greed).

 

[scombrid]

They'll tune in to the Joe Rogan podcast and he can help them blame it on fake global warming, vaccines, perverts pretending to be trans so they can assault women with impunity, Venezuelan gangs taking over entire towns and the laundry list of shit I just listened to from the JD Vance interview with Joe.

 

[scombrid]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

Yeah, there must be tens of trans women trying to get into women's sports.

Vance and Rogan were bitching about it on the podcast. It must be a critical thing.

BTW: that Vance interview on Rogan has >15 million views in 6 days. I haven't looked up what his listener numbers were on the streaming service. There's the huge young turn out for Trump in case anybody was marveling that Trump pulled a lot of support from people under 40.

 

[TSwizzle]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

I wonder why support for women's rights stops when men want to participate in women's sports, use the women's rest rooms and get sent to women's prisons.

 

[Politesse]

Well, at least I have "satisfaction" of having right about how things were going to go. I should have put some actual money on it. Not that I care a hell of a lot about money. Poor trade for my voting franchise.

 

[TomC]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

I wonder why support for women's rights stops when men want to participate in women's sports, use the women's rest rooms and get sent to women's prisons.

I rarely agree with Tswizzle.

But he's got a point here that I am usually castigated for making.

Why do women's rights and feelings and opinions get dumped in the trash when they want to keep men out of certain small spaces and it's not considered "woke" or "politically correct" to have another opinion or feelings?
Tom

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

I wonder why support for women's rights stops when men want to participate in women's sports, use the women's rest rooms and get sent to women's prisons.

HAW! Like you give a damn about women's rights. Why is that the people that hated Title IX are all in on women sports?

It is about as much a red herring as "protecting the life of the unborn".

They don't care about women and sports, they don't care about the unborn. That isn't their goal here.

 

[TSwizzle]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

I wonder why support for women's rights stops when men want to participate in women's sports, use the women's rest rooms and get sent to women's prisons.

HAW! Like you give a damn about women's rights.

As the father of two girls, yes I do.

Why is that the people that hated Title IX are all in on women sports?

What are you on about now? Who are these people? Is this just something you conjured up in your head again. Another one of your silly fantasies.

 

[Tigers!]

Well. All I can say is fuck Donald Trump and anyone who voted for him. We deserve the orange cocksucker. I bet he will suck as President and America will regret it. I wish the fucking democrats would grow a pair of balls. I’m sick of their wimpy ass mother fuckers.

A lot of people will regret it, but the ones who voted for him will find a way to blame it on the libs...

A lot of people regretted voting Biden.....and speaking of Biden...who exactly is running my country right now?

His missus?

I think it is a dereliction of duty to let a man with deficient cognitive function run the super power of the world for all these moths (or imo , years)
But that is just me.

If Kamala was a strong strategic leader looking out for America's interest, she would have taken over for the good of the country. By 25th amendment if she had to use it. But she cant. She doesn't have the skills, a smart coalition supporting her, or the self confidence to do it.
Just not capable.

 

[Tigers!]

Ann Selzer's poll in Iowa was incredibly wrong.

Almost all the polls were incredibly wrong.

Those who live by the poll die by the poll (with apologies to W Shakespeare)

 

[Tigers!]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

I wonder why support for women's rights stops when men want to participate in women's sports, use the women's rest rooms and get sent to women's prisons.

I rarely agree with Tswizzle.

But he's got a point here that I am usually castigated for making.

Why do women's rights and feelings and opinions get dumped in the trash when they want to keep men out of certain small spaces and it's not considered "woke" or "politically correct" to have another opinion or feelings?
Tom

Control and power, Tom, control and power

 

[ZiprHead]

Right up till the last minute Trump was airing ads claiming that Imane was a man beating up women and that it was the liberals' doing. My wife even got spam texts about trans athletes in sports with Trump as the only savior. Fortunately she was able to refrain from clutching her pearls.

I wonder why support for women's rights stops when men want to participate in women's sports, use the women's rest rooms and get sent to women's prisons.

I rarely agree with Tswizzle.

But he's got a point here that I am usually castigated for making.

Why do women's rights and feelings and opinions get dumped in the trash when they want to keep men out of certain small spaces and it's not considered "woke" or "politically correct" to have another opinion or feelings?
Tom

Yup, I've said the same thing.

 

[ZiprHead]

A lot of people regretted voting Biden.....and speaking of Biden...who exactly is running my country right now? I think it is a dereliction of duty to let a man with deficient cognitive function run the super power of the world for all these moths (or imo , years)
But that is just me.

Trump said kids are going to school one sex and coming home the opposite sex. He said Haitians are eating neighborhood pets. Trump claimed Harris "became black". “Every Democrat, every Republican, everybody wanted Roe v. Wade terminated and brought back to the states,” a totally ridiculous lie. Trump claimed he was named Man Of The Year in Michigan. Not only did it not happen there is no such award in Michigan.

44 of his 48 cabinet members and White House employees, all Republicans by the way, said he should never be in the presidency again because he is a wannabee fascist and only has interest in helping himself and can't tell truth from fiction. Three Generals that worked with him said the same.

All this is just scratching the surface.

I would say that someone who cannot tell the difference between truth and fiction and thinks being a dictator in the US is a good thing has far greater cognitive deficiencies than Biden.

 

[ZiprHead]

.who exactly is running my country right now?

Deep State, always.

A slogan is running the country?

 

[Elixir]

Well, duh! Republicans aren’t smart enough to figure out to rig an election like the Democrats can. The Dems are so good they leave no evidence that they even did it!

Yeah, these dumb Republicans, they can’t possibly win with dipshit Trump going up against super smart Kamala.

Unless the electorate is dipshit stupid, QED.