Escape Plan 2: Hades
Words can't describe how bad this straight-to-video sequel to somewhat enjoyable Stallone-Schwarzenegger collaboration Escape Plan is. At least in the first part, the "prison" they were escaping from was something someone could possibly build, though it wouldn't make much sense to do so. Here, the prison is pure scifi and CGI effects, with robot guards that don't seem to do anything but can apparently hover as if by some anti-gravity device, force fields, magic bolts of lightning keeping the inmates in check, and wrist straps appearing from nowhere. Also, there is a kitchen, where one inmate works as a cook for some reason. They could apparently build robot guards and robot doctors, but a robot cook was too complicated? Or even a regular human cook, as he never actually has to interact with the inmates anyway. And despite all the security, somehow one of the prisoners is, with no explanation whatsoever how, a fixer who can procure the protagonists with laser projectors to help presumably map the prison yard, which they can see with their own fucking eyes anyways. The communication between the prisoners is contrived beyond all reason. They seem to be able to talk to each other freely on the yard, but at one point they have to have someone hack the prison systems for 60 seconds so they can discuss their plans. And sometimes they need to pass messages through the cook, who presumably can have freedom to put little notes in the dinner trays. None of that is explained.
The plot otherwise is just as incoherent. The rationale for the prison is apparently to hold folks who have some secrets that need to be procured by way of torture. Like some chinese dude who had patented an invention that could let every computer in the world to be hacked via satellites somehow. But that's not how patents work! They could just google the patent office website, as the whole point of patents is to make inventions public, not hide them. Another "secret" is that there are three icelandic hackers in the prison, one of whom has the schematics of said prison. Why on Earth would they put someone who knows the prison layout in the very same prison, which apparently bases its whole security on the idea of keeping the prison layout a secret? He could talk and share his information with basically any other inmate, including Stallone's group of prison break experts.
And then there is the idea of having the prisoners fight each other for perks. Is it really a smart idea to have people whom have crucial knowledge in their heads engage in potentially lethal combat on a regular basis? According to this movie it is. And so far, I've barely scratched the surface of the various inconsistencies and idiocies of Escape Plan 2. I can't recommend it to anyone except those who get their kicks out of cataloguing and finding plot holes, but for that small demographic this is indeed a gold mine.