Joke gallery

[ideologyhunter]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.

 

[ideologyhunter]

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas?
Cancer.

 

[ideologyhunter]

What were Lot's last words to his wife?
"Is anyone following us?"

 

[bilby]

What were Lot's last words to his wife?

"Pass the salt"?

 

[unapologetic]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.

Reminds me of when Mel Blanc died in the '80s.
Warner Bros. took a full page in Variety featuring cartoon charicters, Bugs Bunny in the center, surounding a microphone.
With the caption:
"SPEACHLESS"

... found it:

I can't find a referance to Variety, so maybe I imagined that.

 

[Tigers!]

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?
Nothing.

Reminds me of when Mel Blanc died in the '80s.
Warner Bros. took a full page in Variety featuring cartoon charicters, Bugs Bunny in the center, surounding a microphone.
With the caption:
"SPEACHLESS"

... found it:
View attachment 54082
I can't find a referance to Variety, so maybe I imagined that.

I remember that picture. For some reason Time magazine comes to mind.