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Things that make you laugh...

Went and got burritos for dinner. MAN, the guy behind me was high.

The store has a recycling bin shaped like a giant Coke bottle. He started wrestling with it. Then stared out the window. Giggled. More wrestling, as if the bin was eating him. Staring. Giggles. Turned to see me looking at him.
"The guy in the car," he said, pointing out the window. "Making faces at me, made me laugh." Started up with the bin again. "So, I'm making him laugh."
He ordered his burrito like a hungry man shopping. No matter how much food you claim as your own, you're still hungry, so you claim even more food? He kept adding extra food to his food. Extra beef, bacon, guac, an extra side of chips, double cheese, Oh! You guys sell cookies?!?... and the guys behind the counter, they were with him on his journey. "You wanna add twenty dollars worth of sides to your $8 burrito, well, god bless America, that's your right, you beautiful, exuberant train wreck, you."

I wwnt past that car when i left. Weren't NOBODY sitting in it.
 
ZiprHead said:
Jimmy Higgins said:
Egad... okay so that isn't as old as the Netscape reference one (I don't think), but this dates back to W's Political Scandal Deflector... I mean Terror Warning system.
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You're really being a buzzkill lately.
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Well it was good enough for the Queen of England; I am told she laughed when she read it.

As did Albert.
 
Dealing with Preppies made me laugh twice today.

first, I was on playground duty and a little preppie is playing with sticks. So I go over and see what he is doing. Sure enough, there were rocks in a circle, little sticks under big sticks and he is rubbing two sticks together. So I get my grumpy voice out and tell him he can’t start a fire at school. He stated he wasn’t that it was someone else. So I ask him if my eyes are lying to me. He said no, I said what would you say someone with sticks like that and rubbing two sticks together would be doing? Making fire, he said. (Can’t be assed putting all those speech marks in - so live with it). So I asked him what he was doing. He said it wasn’t him. I told him that he is now lying to me and that I would have to tell his teacher. That’s when he really started bawling. He was more upset about his teacher finding out than the fact he was caught out!

Secondly, when I was teaching his class a short time later, we were discussing our favourite toy (the goal being to identify something important in the house) and I asked the kids if they had a special toy. Some put their hands up, and so I said that I had a special toy. The teacher aide in the kitchen started laughing and said It bet you do!’ Not what I was thinking and I am glad the kids didn’t get it.
 
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