Things that make you laugh...

[spikepipsqueak]

I sometimes feel that the spammers don't know me at all.

At least your computer knows you. It went to the right folder.

 

[SLD]

So I saw this t shirt in an airport and surreptitiously took a pic. Dude worships a buffalo! Now that’s cool! I might have to join this guys religion. But I didn’t say anything to him.View attachment 43373

I tried to start a religion where we worship the humble pig…. The provider of ham, bacon, crackling and roast pork.

Well the Buffalo worship has some advantages. If you’re that close to one. He is god. Fuck with him and he will kill you. Best be to be still just like the good t shirt says.

 

[WAB]

How about a religion where we worship Eve Plumb? I mean, why not?



Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! *ka-boom*.

 

[Arctish]

Yeah, no.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

It should say, “Stay the hell off the roads.”

 

[gmbteach]

It should say, “Stay the hell off the roads.”

OMG, are you saying HELL has frozen over?

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

It should say, “Stay the hell off the roads.”

OMG, are you saying HELL has frozen over?

Wouldn't matter if it had. Hell is a township in Michigan where they know how to deal with cold weather.

 

[bilby]

Every time I drive past this law firm (Grasso Searles Romano, in Coorparoo), I think: "It says 'Romans go home!'"; "No it doesn't!"

 

[Thomas II]

 

[gmbteach]

 

[TV and credit cards]

A sage decision on Spock’s part.

 

[ZiprHead]

Rosemary and Marjoram were quite pleased too.

 

[athee]

Cayenne you please lay off the spice jokes, people don't need any more encourage-mint. At this point I'm just trying to curry favor.

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Cayenne you please lay off the spice jokes, people don't need any more encourage-mint. At this point I'm just trying to curry favor.

Spice, the final frontier …

 

[TV and credit cards]

Cayenne you please lay off the spice jokes, people don't need any more encourage-mint. At this point I'm just trying to curry favor.

Hey, we’re only cumin.