Things that make you laugh...

[spikepipsqueak]

My money says the crocodile is NOT rushing to help.

I know I shouldn't laugh at this, but....
Calling Gary Larson.
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Nile crocodiles were found to react to the cries of baby bonobos, chimpanzees, and humans — and they appear to be able to detect the degree of distress, research published in Proceedings of the Royal Society B, the Royal Society's main biological research journal, found.

Researchers played audio recordings of infants crying to the carnivorous crocodiles and discovered they were drawn to those in the most distress.
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Crocodiles were played the sound of human babies crying. The higher the infant's distress level, the more the carnivores would respond.

New research shows that Nile crocodiles appear to react to the cries of infants — responses may be predatory but could also show a maternal instinct.

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[Thomas II]

 

[Elixir]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[James Brown]

This post has been reported for violations.

It did not make me laugh.

 

[Thomas II]

This post has been reported for violations.

It did not make me laugh.

It made me happy he had saved all those people...

 

[James Brown]

Seriously? It made my eyes water.

Seriously, though. Thanks for posting.

 

[Thomas II]

Seriously? It made my eyes water.

Seriously, though. Thanks for posting.

It wade my eyes water too...

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[TV and credit cards]

In the Only in Australia series...
Python feces, of course. What else?

And I said, 'it's not an artery, we're nowhere near any artery!' And I noticed it was moving

 

[Thomas II]

 

[SLD]

I can’t figure out why he looks depressed and she’s happy. I guess she enjoys giving BJ’s. Maybe he’s just tired of all the vomit he’s cleaned up.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

I can’t figure out why he looks depressed and she’s happy. I guess she enjoys giving BJ’s. Maybe he’s just tired of all the vomit he’s cleaned up.

She's happy because she got him to do a lot of stuff. He's not happy because she's treating sex as transactional.

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

DELTA FLIGHT DIARRHEA EMERGENCY LANDING

 

[gmbteach]

DELTA FLIGHT DIARRHEA EMERGENCY LANDING

What a shitty thing to happen!

 

[TV and credit cards]

Should keep some Pooph! on board.

I like the animated poop.

 

[hyzer]

Series of texts I received, 1 and 2 live in Virginia:

Friend 1: “Our county supervisor is a former stripper, so at least one sort of “pay for play” is apparently common in VA politics.”

Friend 2: “Saw that yesterday! Hadn’t heard about your stripper, but can’t say any of it surprises me. Sets the bar kinda low . . .”

Friend 3: “Well kinda sets the bar vertically….”