spikepipsqueak
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I had the same thought. Phones used to be .3 - 3.4kHz.
I had the same thought. Phones used to be .3 - 3.4kHz.
I don't know if they're hearing the whistle, or if one or the other phone just gives up and bursts some static, but something i'm doing is annoying the poopies out of the puppies.
'S cool.. It just awoke the pedant in me.
An impassioned Tony Hancock
"Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?"
I told him to highlight all the grammatical errors and spelling errors and see if he can get his teachers to agree it wasn't him.
I told him to highlight all the grammatical errors and spelling errors and see if he can get his teachers to agree it wasn't him.
Close enough.
Someone accused him of the pamphlets, he said, "I didn't do it, but if I did, I hope I wouldn't misspell 'plague.'"
A classmate nearby shouted, "The fuck I did!"
A kid in my class was seen peeing on the wall.
He claimed it happened because his willy was stuck to his leg. He was apparently facing the trough but was standing 5 feet away from it, and the pee ended up on the wall behind him and nearly 4 feet up the wall..
The kid is 9.
A kid in my class was seen peeing on the wall.
He claimed it happened because his willy was stuck to his leg. He was apparently facing the trough but was standing 5 feet away from it, and the pee ended up on the wall behind him and nearly 4 feet up the wall..
The kid is 9.
I'm impressed!
A friend of mine who suffered through learning Latin at school, and is now into amateur dramatics, posted this on Facebook:
Hoc mirum est;
Tempore labilis est;
Insaniam sumit theloneo.
Sed audi arte,
Non multo amplius
Oportet me servo sub potestate
Ego memini faciendo Tempore Distorsio,
Biberent momentis quando
Nigrum in mihi
Et vacuum at vocaret:
"Nunc faciamus iterum Tempore Distorsio!"
Est modo salire ad sinistram,
Et a gradu ad dexteram.
Ponetque te manum super te coxis,
Simul et offeretis in genubus,
Sed hoc est in coxarum falcem
Quod causat insanu
Nunc faciamus iterum Tempore Distorsio!