Had my doctor's appt today, catching up on my blood pressure and diabetes.
Out of left field, she asks if it's been ten years since my last colonoscopy.
Wel, honestly, no, it has not been ten years since my last colonoscopy.
her eyes swung on me like tracking radar. "What do you mean, honestly?"
"I have never, ever had one. So my time since is either zero or infinite, depending on how you look at it."
"How about, I'm going to schedule one." Well, that's how she wants to look at it, i guess.
Then she asked, "Is there anyone you'd prefer for the procedure?"
"Yeah! Not me."
Turns out she meant that there's more than one place in town for this, did i have a preference for doctor or practice, not participant.
"Oh. Well, no, then."
I had a testicular ultrasound a while back (no big deal, turned out to be a benign cyst). When I made the appointment, the imaging centre receptionist asked if I wanted a female sonographer.
I was surprised by the question, and asked what possible difference could it make; And apparently some men are violently opposed to having a male medical professional touching their genitals. I find that extraordinary - I mean there isn't much that is less sexual than a medical diagnostic for possible cancer, is there?
People are fucking weird.
I am a bad person.
I cannot help but wonder if there is a surcharge for a female tech...