Keith&Co.
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"things that make you laugh" includes 'laughing because the option is felony assault,' right?
I'm beginning to wonder which is worse...teaching dumb people or teaching really, really smart people.
Dumb people I can teach by going higher and higher level, less detail, various analogies. "That makes the nuclear warhead like SUPERMAN, flying down into the atmosphere like that one scene in the movie, right?" Just keep lowering my expectations until they're where I need them to be for new information to be reliably transmitted. Then build on that.
When they're really smart, though, they bring TOO MUCH to the conversation. I have to figure out what's wrong with their assumptions before I can recalibrate them to get the point across.
I imagine if this class was across the river in Boston. "One if by land, two if by sea."
"What if one's burned out?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Well, if I see one light, how do I know if the intention is one light. Maybe I'm seeing the second light, but there's a problem with the first light?"
"If you see one light, just go with the one-light instructions."
"But it may be that they didn't mean one light-"
"I know, but I would rather that you operated on what you actually see than on what you think you might have not seen."
"But that may be wrong!"
"It might. But at least if I find out they've sent the wrong message, I can figure out where to find you later to correct it."
"Oh. Okay."
"So, we're all on the same page?"
"I just think maybe if light number one was green and light number two was red, then if I only saw one red light, I'd know it was supposed to be two lights."
"Oh! But what if it's the red light that burned out? Then seeing a green light could still mean they were supposed to-"
"I suppose they could have a parity bit lantern if-"
"QUIET! They don't have any colored lights. They have TWO PLAIN LANTERNS! One will be displayed if they're marching over the Great Bridge, two will be displayed if they're using boats to cross the Charles. YOU guys go left or right, depending on which group needs to be mustered to meet the assault. OKAY?"
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"Sure."
"GREAT! Now let's-"
"What if there's one light, but it's blinking...?"
I'm beginning to wonder which is worse...teaching dumb people or teaching really, really smart people.
Dumb people I can teach by going higher and higher level, less detail, various analogies. "That makes the nuclear warhead like SUPERMAN, flying down into the atmosphere like that one scene in the movie, right?" Just keep lowering my expectations until they're where I need them to be for new information to be reliably transmitted. Then build on that.
When they're really smart, though, they bring TOO MUCH to the conversation. I have to figure out what's wrong with their assumptions before I can recalibrate them to get the point across.
I imagine if this class was across the river in Boston. "One if by land, two if by sea."
"What if one's burned out?"
"I'm sorry?"
"Well, if I see one light, how do I know if the intention is one light. Maybe I'm seeing the second light, but there's a problem with the first light?"
"If you see one light, just go with the one-light instructions."
"But it may be that they didn't mean one light-"
"I know, but I would rather that you operated on what you actually see than on what you think you might have not seen."
"But that may be wrong!"
"It might. But at least if I find out they've sent the wrong message, I can figure out where to find you later to correct it."
"Oh. Okay."
"So, we're all on the same page?"
"I just think maybe if light number one was green and light number two was red, then if I only saw one red light, I'd know it was supposed to be two lights."
"Oh! But what if it's the red light that burned out? Then seeing a green light could still mean they were supposed to-"
"I suppose they could have a parity bit lantern if-"
"QUIET! They don't have any colored lights. They have TWO PLAIN LANTERNS! One will be displayed if they're marching over the Great Bridge, two will be displayed if they're using boats to cross the Charles. YOU guys go left or right, depending on which group needs to be mustered to meet the assault. OKAY?"
"Okay."
"Yeah."
"Sure."
"GREAT! Now let's-"
"What if there's one light, but it's blinking...?"