Things that make you laugh...

[Elixir]

That.

That.

See? I told you.

Audio, or it didn't happen!

 

[bilby]

Based on the box-office take of the films that he has appeared in, the most successful actor of all time is ...

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Stan Lee.

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[Underseer]

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But[ent]hellip[/ent] but[ent]hellip[/ent] the existence of transgender people offends me! Why won't anyone take my feelings into account? Shouldn't my desire for them to not exist take precedence over their desire for people to use the correct pronouns? What about my feelings? Why are you being such a snowflake? Waaaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaaaaah! [/conservolibertarian]

 

[bilby]

It's a fair cop.

I myself have been dead for over 20 years.

 

[Hermit]

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It's a fair cop.

I myself have been dead for over 20 years.

Oh, how I wish that were true. You and I would be in on the deceit (and hopefully well paid for it) and Angelo would be a mere figment of someone's cheeky imagination.

Back on topic:

 

[bilby]

My body is a temple.

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Ancient and crumbling, probably cursed, and harbouring unspeakable horrors.

 

[Mediancat]

Saw a description of someone that struck me as funny: "He had the look of someone who has Taylor Swift tied to a railroad track somewhere."

Rob

 

[Angry Floof]

 

[James Brown]

It's "Waldo."

 

[bilby]

It's "Waldo."

No, it's Wally.


(stupid Americans, can't even spell 'mum' properly, what would they know, colour me unsurprised ... )

 

[Jayjay]

That explains the stabbing. You call that striped psycho "Waldo" and he's going to fuck you up.

 

[Patooka]

It's "Waldo."

No, it's Wally.


(stupid Americans, can't even spell 'mum' properly, what would they know, colour me unsurprised ... )

Don't even bother, their armour is too thick to penetrate. You'd think it was made out of some sort of space aluminium or something.

 

[Hermit]

It's "Waldo."

No, it's Wally.


(stupid Americans, can't even spell 'mum' properly, what would they know, colour me unsurprised ... )

Don't even bother, their armour is too thick to penetrate. You'd think it was made out of some sort of space aluminium or something.

They did get "aluminum" right.

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

(stupid Americans, can't even spell 'mum' properly ... )

'Mum' is a flower.

'Mom' is a maternal parent.

 

[bilby]

(stupid Americans, can't even spell 'mum' properly ... )

'Mum' is a flower.

'Mom' is a maternal parent.

Your mum is a flower.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Wrote my first check of the new year. without much thought or any pause, put the date as 2018.
When I realized that I'd done so, that I hadn't inadvertently put '2017' due to habit, I felt SO adult.

Then I realized I'd just written my monthly house payment for twelve dollars.

 

[Old Woman in Purple]

nevermind

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Wrote my first check of the new year. without much thought or any pause, put the date as 2018.
When I realized that I'd done so, that I hadn't inadvertently put '2017' due to habit, I felt SO adult.

Then I realized I'd just written my monthly house payment for twelve dollars.

Where do you live, an outhouse twenty miles from the nearest road?

 

[James Brown]

At least it has a finished basement.