DrZoidberg
Contributor
Beastmaster 2 4/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkifskzxIN8
As a kid I just loved fantasy barbarian movies. Conan, Red Sonja and Beastmaster. So I was very happy to see that there had been made a sequel to Beastmaster. And not only that, but it was free on Youtube. Oh, joy. But was disappointed. The problem isn't that it's stupid. Because it is. But I love that about these films. The over-the-top acting is to be expected and much welcomed. Or that they travel through a time portal and go to the 1980'ies. Which rarely works. Or that it's tongue in cheek. It is very self referential. I don't even mind the obvious b-movie quality to it. The problems it has it tries to be too much. So it's mostly just confusing. There's very little suspense. Jokes are flat. I never cared about any character. The damsel in distress is annoying. I just kept hoping she would die. The witch is a fantastic character. But under utilised. She mostly just stood there while everybody commented on her boobs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkifskzxIN8
As a kid I just loved fantasy barbarian movies. Conan, Red Sonja and Beastmaster. So I was very happy to see that there had been made a sequel to Beastmaster. And not only that, but it was free on Youtube. Oh, joy. But was disappointed. The problem isn't that it's stupid. Because it is. But I love that about these films. The over-the-top acting is to be expected and much welcomed. Or that they travel through a time portal and go to the 1980'ies. Which rarely works. Or that it's tongue in cheek. It is very self referential. I don't even mind the obvious b-movie quality to it. The problems it has it tries to be too much. So it's mostly just confusing. There's very little suspense. Jokes are flat. I never cared about any character. The damsel in distress is annoying. I just kept hoping she would die. The witch is a fantastic character. But under utilised. She mostly just stood there while everybody commented on her boobs.