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Spontaneous human combustion
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Actually, I think that'd be cool in the obituary.
I wonder if I can leave instructions? "In case I die in bed in my sleep, please write the obituary to read 'Spontaneous human combustion.'
Be sure to have a closed-casket ceremony. Perhaps with a pervading sense of burnt pork?"
"I would remind everyone that he has parents and a family who are mourning him, so please keep your laughter to a minimum"
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"... while cleaning his potato cannon ..."
"... Ultimate Frisbee ... decapitation ..."
"... repeatedly in the nether regions ..."
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"... forgot parachute..."
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I just REALLY hope my final words are not '...then may God strike me dead."
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"An enraged coworker..."
"An annoyed coworker..."
"...on a Monday before (Boss) had acquired coffee..."
"...choked on the glitter..."
"...choked on the balloon..."
"Coworker" and 'choked" in any configuration.
"...his last words, "just a joke" failed to calm the mob..."
"Witnesses made no move to intervene..."
"...said 'Justice was probably served, after all' as they led him away."
"An annoyed coworker..."
"...on a Monday before (Boss) had acquired coffee..."
"...choked on the glitter..."
"...choked on the balloon..."
"Coworker" and 'choked" in any configuration.
"...his last words, "just a joke" failed to calm the mob..."
"Witnesses made no move to intervene..."
"...said 'Justice was probably served, after all' as they led him away."
"Failed to disarm..."
"...coated the walls..."
Here's a real one that was in the local news today: "...died in...hospital last month after his oxygen supply was connected to his catheter causing his bladder to burst and lungs to collapse, a coronial inquest hears."
"...coated the walls..."
Here's a real one that was in the local news today: "...died in...hospital last month after his oxygen supply was connected to his catheter causing his bladder to burst and lungs to collapse, a coronial inquest hears."
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Why in the name of god are those compatible connections?
That's what the coroner said.
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