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- Frozen in Michigan
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- Basic Beliefs
- Don't be a dick.
Every measuring device except the half teaspoon.
The lint trap from the dryer.
And here's one that really hits close to home for me...
The knobs off the stove. ESPECIALLY if it's a high-end stove.
We built our house 25 years ago, and opted for a really nice Dacor® cooktop.
Over the years a couple of the knobs got loose. I shimmed them and that worked for while, but one finally broke.
Wife went online. The cost for replacement knobs for that model:
$57.00 USD - EACH! More looking: Similar one: $22.69 each from Walmart with the Dacor brand name.
Finally bought a whole set of generic ones for $7 and they work better than the originals.
All the toilet paper.
Unscrew every light in the house JUST far enough the circuit is open.
You’re a burglar, but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims. What do you take?
Unscrew every light in the house JUST far enough the circuit is open.
I'm guessing this means that turning the lights on will make all the bulbs pop?
The 'E' key from the computer keyboard.
Unscrew every light in the house JUST far enough the circuit is open.
I'm guessing this means that turning the lights on will make all the bulbs pop?
I think it is to make the bulbs look like they are there, but they won’t go on.